Took me a minute to remember there was a 2019 movie.

He only picked the logo a few days ago, so the sign couldn’t be anything BUT cobbled together.

ROFL you really think consumers’ opinion of a CEO affects their purchasing decisions?

Can’t wait for the future where instead of putting a gun to your head and asking for your wallet, robbers just walk around with spoons so they can scoop your eyeball out.

My dad commuted one for years. Red, with the blue leather interior. Great car.

Obviously the beautiful car and not the ugly house.

“Whoops, looks like we made a mistake.  You were NOT exempted from the sanctions.  You can just leave the yacht right over there.”

We already had a Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots movie and it was perfectly adequate.

In 2015, the singer famously left Blink-182 to pursue E.T. hunting full-time, a gambit that paid off immeasurably

So you’re the asshole that I always had to jump onto the sidewalk to avoid.

In high school, our mountain biking team would often ride the back roads for strength training. Lots of hilly, twisty, one-and-a-half gravel lanes. There was this one school bus that would intentionally veer towards us. Every. Single. Time. Managed to side swipe a few of us.

I thought the implication was either that he’d Hulk out during climax and crush her to death, or his gamma-jizz would kill her with radiation poisoning.

Elon Musk, internet colonialist.

I was always sad that Chrysler never built the Firepower concept. I liked the Crossfire, but stretching that body over a Viper chassis looked even better.

It’s an open world game about a smuggler/criminal set around the OT. If they didn’t have Tatooine and a questline involving Jabba, everyone would be yelling “where the fuck are they?!? this is Star Wars 101!!1!”1

It’s the least candy-ass thing he’s ever done.

I can’t wait for Jason Aldean’s next hit single, “I have been silenced.”

You missed the best part: he asked his braindead followers to design an X logo and said he’d use the best one. He’s too damn cheap to even hire a graphics artist to make a real logo.

There’s a highway running in front of my farm, railroad tracks down one side, and a race track close enough I can hear them running most days. Not to mention this is the least populated end of the county, so just about every day there’s pilots in training flying low overhead.  I wouldn’t know what to do without…

I used to live under the landing approach to Dulles. There was a family that moved in down the street and immediately started making noise complaints and tried to have the airport shut down. Imagine being such an entitled NIMBY that you think you can shut down a major international airport. I really wish I could’ve…