It takes some truly deranged thinking to claim that Disney, one of the most successful corporations of all time, is in some kind of dire financial distress.

I’ll still call it the Wienermobile, just like I still call Boba Fett’s ship Slave I.

I don’t recommend cars, especially not new ones.

Please tell me those are code names and not the actual titles. AC has never excelled in the name department, but at least Odyssey and Valhalla give you a pretty good idea what to expect.  WTF is Hexe supposed to be about?  Witches?

Best small CoD map is Nuke Town.  I was a menace with shotties.

The funny thing is that Magneto hasn’t been a villain in years.

Yeah, but why would I want to be friends with Tom Cruise in the first place? Just ignoring the abusive wacko cult doesn’t change the fact he’s a major player in the abusive wacko cult and partly responsible for its popularity.

I’m just gonna call it the Honda Enema.

LOL, no.

I’m sure Dom could jump it between a few of those apartment buildings.

What’s next, is Ron DeDumbtis gonna mandate leaded drinking water?

That only works if you take a time machine back and prevent a century’s worth of urban sprawl. The US was literally built around private car ownership. The money, resources, and political might required to re-engineer the entire country to be more European would be unimaginable. Not to mention the environmental cost…

I don’t understand how the OEMs can find buyers for these hideous monstrosities.  Every year, I think “they can’t possibly make them any uglier.”  Every year, they manage to do it.

Is that a factory green on the Toyota?  And if so, what is it?

Good.  AVs are a boondoggle like flying cars.

Pretty good list, but really, you liked the “death” of Chewbacca?  I knew instantly it was a fakeout with a second shuttle and hated every second of them pretending otherwise.

The intention was to bolster the denim company’s pre-existing slate of human models by generating models of different sizes and shapes for products

I’m still trying to figure out what that’s even supposed to mean.  Does this guy think liberals are grinding up solar panels and snorting the dust to keep oil executives away from them, in the manner one might repel vampires with garlic?

What I’d really like is an app that can identify and block any AI generated content.  Art sites in particular are flooded with AI spam.

Those are all active IPs with universal appeal that constantly get new games or content updates. Or in the case of Tetris, it’s so iconic it doesn’t need new content.