It’s the mark of a true dystopia that today’s teens would jump straight to fake shooting threat excuses rather than something more mundane like a grandma dying, or another old classic of that nature.

I wish it did. My internet isn’t good enough for streaming.

I personally try to avoid “American Indian” because of its historical origin, but some indigenuous people actually prefer it over “Native American” or “First Nations.” Some don’t care and will use them interchangably. Others try to avoid generic terms altogether in favour of proper tribal names. There isn’t a single…

On a scale of 1 to GoT, how rapey is this show?

I love Archer, but it feels like the series has been spinning its wheels since the first coma season.

There’s actually quite a bit of art involving Gravemind holding Chief/Cortana/Arbiter in the depths of Delta Halo with his Flood-tentactles.

Nobody said anything about the cyclist getting a pass.  The other guy being at fault doesn’t give you the right to hit-and-run.

Xenomorphs hybridise with whatever lifefeforms’ chests they burst out of. What we think of as a “standard” Xenomorph is one that was born from a human host. In Prometheus and Covenant, we see an Engineer-based Xenomorph, and then the results of David introducing first Shaw and then more human hosts into the mix until…

Those Percy Jackson movies came out at a time when everyone was looking for the next Harry Potter. Now the shows are coming out at a time when JKR & WB have made a mess out of the actual “next Harry Potter.”

Road House is a perfect one-and-done. It doesn’t need a sequel or reboot or any other kind of revisiting. It’s charm is too inherent to the people in it and the time it came from.

They really are just a gang with a badge.

Did I miss something?  Does the concept of “jurisdiction” just not exist anymore?  How the hell do California cops have any authority to do anything in Indiana?

I’m now imagining a game that’s all about Sparta-kicking people off of tall places. I’d play that the shit out of that game, because that was my favourite thing to do in Odyssey.

Hell yeah, I love me some U-Wings.

There’s a lot of things I could list, both practical and foolish, but my first priority is an Aston Martin DB4GT Zagato and a vacation home on the Amalfi Coast.

Hopefully they gave him a better wig.

God, you poor bastard.

And if you still have regular TV, networks like USA and Syfy run HP marathons like once a month.

Old G-wagens are cool, but all of the “upgrades” on this one has turned it into a tasteless monument to nouveau-rich tackiness.

Yeesh.  I haven’t seen iCarly since it was first on, and never watched Sam & Cat because I couldn’t stand Cat.  I’m glad I never picked up on that shit.