This is why I do my masturbating alone, so nobody can judge me.

The original Lilo & Stitch was a hit for Disney itself when it came out in the early 2000s—especially in comparison to the rest of the films (Treasure Planet, Atlantis, etc.) that came out during a period typically characterized as a serious slump for Walt Disney Feature Animation.

Yes, in-universe that might be true, but in the real world they look like conventionally-attractive female humans.  It’s obvious what Bioware was going for.

I think the problem is that this show doesn’t have any giantess milf vampires stepping on people.

LOL, “paid comments.”  Get a fucking grip.

The three judges ruled that the segment was “clearly comedy,” writing in their decision, “Baron Cohen may have implied (despite his in character disclaimers of any belief that Judge Moore was a pedophile) that he believed Judge Moore’s accusers, but he did not imply the existence of any independent factual basis…

“The more you say I can’t say something, the more urgent it is for me to say it. It has nothing to do with what you’re saying I can’t say.”

When Ancient Aliens first started, I thought “cool, this is the kind of shit that inspired Stargate. I fucking love Stargate.” But that interest soured very quickly when I realised how goddamn stupid these “theorists” are. They start with the notion “aliens did everything” and work backwards from there. There’s…

Musk brags about being homeless and couchsurfing among his friends, so it’s real easy for him to just move in.

Obviously the Colombo V12, especially the 250. Everything else is fighting for second place.

Indy has found a new hobby in the years after WWII: hunting down Nazi war criminals so they can face justice, and finding the treasures they pilfered so they can be returned to their rightful owners. While chasing down a lead on a loot train supposedly buried in the last days of the war, Indy stumbles across Project…

The herbs that own Jalopnik demand more and more slideshows and clickbait and sponsored posts and other low-effort crap. They even outright said “do less journalism.” That’s why these sites have been bleeding talent the last few years. They fight the shit management as long as they can before they get worn out and jump…

I bet Kanye has a race car bed, too.

Finally, something for the whale fetishists.

I thought Anson Mount was a good Black Bolt.  It’s not his fault the rest of that show was a dumpster fire.

Selling a McLaren on Facebook tells me you make spectacularly poor life choices.  Who knows what horrors that car has seen.

How could you leave out Skyrim’s skeevers? These things are gigantic, and grotesque.

He says he has zero interest in people’s opinions, but I think that’s all he has interest in. He’s just doing this to piss people off and get attention for himself, like a common internet troll.

It looks like every other electric sedan concept of the last 5 years. Congrats VW, you made the most anonymous car possible.