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I think part of the problem is that people think the premise is “what if Miles Morales was worthy of Mjolnir,” when it’s actually “what if Asgard was in Brooklyn, and Miles was literally the son of Odin.”

Absolutely not.

Imagine embezzling $20k, just to spend it in the most boring way possible.

Screw that, I want Thorgi.

I think it’s because they’re poor quality renders. The cars look like they’re made of plastic, and the colours look. . . washed out isn’t the right phrase, but they really look off.

We kinda already got that with the Clone Wars cartoon. We also got to see Padme hanging out with hot politician dudes, making Anakin jealous, which made his fall to the Dark Side much more believable than what we see in Ep. III alone.

God, that makes me feel old.  Those were my memes!

The two reportedly dated for a while in 1954, when Elvis was 19 and Locke was a sophomore in high school.

Army Green is better than no green, but it’s a damn shame there’s no Electric Lime. C’mon Toyota, you’re so close.

Doesn’t the Wall still have a big-ass hole in it?  And with the White Walkers wiped out, there isn’t much use for the Night’s Watch anymore, so it seems unlikely the Wall will be guarded at all.  What’s stopping Jon from un-exiling himself?

You’ve got all these clone armours but not his bounty hunter disguise?

in the hope of creating more virtual influencers

You think two people consensually kissing is on the same level as Louis C.K. jerking off in front of random women?  I just. . . WHAT?!?  Please get professional help.

Probably because it’s 99% futas.

“Jerry Seinfeld is making a movie about Pop-Tarts” sounds like the result of a game of Mad Libs.

They should’ve killed Explorer 20 years ago, but better late than never I guess.  Next time I get a new computer I can use Edge to download Firefox.

Wanna have some fun? Look at the average price for a classic Saab 900.  Then try to find one in Beryl Green.

I can’t wait to see this car resold at Barrett-Jackson in a year or two and listen to Craig try to explain what an NFT is to the Boomers.

I’ll be surpised if he’s playing anybody BUT the next Master.