Ha, well, I actually like them. I have a lot of pet rescuers, farmers, environmentalists and reproductive rights advocates in my feed. I generally get a lot of good info from them. I also like cat videos and dog pictures (which I know lots of people dislike).

Inertia? We all tend to keep moving in the same direction we start in. But, I agree with you completely.

Are you normally a decent person who is having a bad weekend or are you always such an asshole?

Ok, you know, what? Fuck off.

Beats me, but when someone important to our organization sends me a friend request, you'd better believe I accept it.

I would do that if Facebook wasn't a huge component of my job. Some of the most persistent vaguebookers and food shot folks (less so the humblebragging) come from people I am connected to through work.

A big part of my job is to create content and manage the social media outlets of the organization I am employed by. Facebook is the biggest part of that, including my own personal profile, which is linked to many of our most important stakeholders.

I would happily be an unwitting participant if it meant the end of humblebragging, vaguebooking and those endless goddamn food pics in my feed.

One of your colleagues covered the Amy Adams story yesterday: http://jezebel.com/amy-adams-give…

I read the original article and in it Adams says she did it "for the troops" and the article noted that her dad is in the military. Well, my dad was in the military, too. He fought in Italy during WWII and was in the battles of Anzio, Salerno and Cassino and, no, I wouldn't automatically give up my seat for a soldier,…

Her body language and general description, plus the mention that she was glad the cops didn't shop up, led us all to believe that indecent exposure could have been a charge. For a nonprofit. Fundraising.

I work for a nonprofit and one of my counterparts at another nonprofit just held a fundraiser that was a "barely together . . . glad the cops didn't see it" (her words and she winced as she said it) carwash with young women in bikinis. They made $1,000.

Every woman's breasts are uneven sizes, it's just that some differences are more noticeable than others.

More solid information is always better, but eh, how many women would blow it off regardless, because they want perky breasts now? I mean, I'm bad about my dietary habits. Yes, I would live a healthier tomorrow, but I want macaroni salad and fried chicken for lunch today!

Because I am trying to spread the joy known as Hendrick's. Mmmm. Hendrick's.

Cucumber is the perfect garnish for Hendrick's. Cheers!

This made me laugh out loud. I almost spilled my Hendricks and tonic!

Because mason jars are super cheap.

Still can't figure out how to edit a post of my own, so let me be clear:

But all you women, gays, people of color, progressives? Yeah, still a big 'fuck you.'