I can't decide if this is the greatest cop ever or the greatest cat.

This made me giggle IRL.

Excuse me. Dog Game of Thrones? Bring it.

Yes, indeed.

I wouldn't waste too much time on "ClosetheGap." He's a troll and the same guy as "JustStopOk."

They just can't be bothered to pretend interest.

Nice try, Burner Account.

I don't think so, but good try.

Not a creepy guy? Then you've nothing to be concerned with.

Thank you. I knew some smart person with a link (and math skills!) would know the answer.

Just back from reading your story on Gawker. Yes, the way the U.S. overcharges in order to coerce plea deals is really just the worst. I seem to recall from a U.S. Supreme Court case that between 95 and 96% of all criminal cases are dealt with through plea bargains.

Or he means one in eighteen will be incarcerated at some point in their lives, which is still awful. I'm just not sure and I figured there are some smart readers here who will know.

Wait. One out of every eighteen men in the U.S. is incarcerated? Is this accurate?

I dunno about all religion. I'm a Quaker and we have respect for all our Friends. And Unitarians seem cool.

Boys don't get sarcasm, either.

I don't understand staying where you're obviously not wanted.

Gross.

The Brits have the best hats. This one looks like a lovely layer cake.

Or she'd cut her hair and be deemed "unfuckable" by the experts of the internetz. Or she'd give too many interviews (media whore) or not enough interviews (ice queen). Or some kid would invite her to his prom and she wouldn't go (bitch!) or, heaven forfend, she would inevitably grow older and she would get work done…

I'm assuming secret racists assume everyone else is a secret racist, too?