garbagecatatemypassword
GarbageCat
garbagecatatemypassword

Relatedly, what the fuck is up with all these pants that are slit all the way up the thighs? I’ve now 3 times had to return what looked like comfortable wide leg pants online because of this. If I wanted my upper thighs to show in summer I would be buying jean shorts, not lightweight, loose fitting pants in a size xl

I have a dress like that. It’s adorable until I have to move. Then it’s a pain in the ass.

I’ve recently discovered the goodness of ‘bralettes’ which is basically a wisp of fabric that’s sorta like tank, except it ends at your mid-riff, and you wear it over your bra (or for small-chested ladies who are brave/young, by themselves). Works like a charm for those wispy tops as well as those tops that are way

AMEN

YES did cotton go on strike or something? Why is everything so damn thin? Throw in the “weird cut HELLO BRA” crap and I’m wearing three layers every summer just so I’m not giving a free show.

Because then they’ve sold you TWO shirts.

Everything is see through because they want to extract every red cent out of us. Decent weight fabrics cost more and it’s unfathomable for CEOs to sacrifice making all the money in order to spend more on providing a decent product.

Right?! I’m wearing a tank top under a basic plaid shirt because it’s just sheer enough to see through but wasn’t sheer enough that I realized that when I bought it.

I KNOW OMG

As someone who was in college in ‘00, I am pretty sure that “going out tops” were not paired with jeans, but rather with skintight, black, boot-cut pants with a zipper in the back. (At least they were in my neck of the woods.) I guess denim made a resurgence a few years later, but please let’s not bring that look

Walla Walla is classy classy. Love that town <3

Whenever I think about her I think of the movie Rush, with Jason Patric. That was such a great (and fucked up) movie. She’s an amazing actress.

oh man that is so Sauvage

Listen y’all, the most important advice on here is that if you craft you need that JoAnn’s app. The coupons are off the chain and I don’t buy anything full price at that bitch no mo’!

extreme love of Jesus just isn’t sexy to me

I have stomach issues that sometimes lead to big time gas bloating (ew, TMI, I know) and can go from having a relatively flat stomach to looking 5 months pregnant over the course of a couple of hours. I would HATE being famous and having people speculating about my body.

Jesus. After being on a diet, dental issues, losing 15 pounds and last night going out to eat and eating a super high fat dinner and now waking up feeling like a bloated mess...I literally am sitting here feeling like I am 8 months pregnant.

I pretty much knew very early on — first or second year. And then I didn’t care whenever it happened and we just lived as though it was highly likely with no end date. Five years later, I was so relaxed about it that when he proposed on a bridge after a perfect day together, he did it by saying, “I want to ask you

No formula I think. I “just knew” because I was swept up in love... It felt totally right. And then it all blew up. I’m a lot more cautious now, and I not sure when I’ll be ready, but I think with new relationships I want to get some years under our belt, and some troubled times and see how we do with that before

Sonja’s blurred out nipples really elevate this.