OH HEY long time no see!!

I love you so much for this.

You’re reading too much into this. What he originally sought to do (soliciting sex with a 19 year old prostitute) has no bearing on what he was charged with (soliciting sex with a 15 year old child prostitute).

Okay I hate Chris Pratt now. Dammit, Andy Dwyer! I loved you so much.

Nah, if you don’t like Facebook, I don’t think you can be a middle-aged person. All of my middle-aged family freaking LOVE Facebook.

As a child of a family practically named dysfunction I, unfortunately, had a bad feeling about Brangelina’s failure from the start.

THIS is the kind of petty drama I was hoping for with a Brangelina divorce.

I’m still in shock how much this Angie and Brad thing blew up... To be fair, I always think everyone is going to make it. I guess I’m just shocked it all fell apart this badly so suddenly. Like, damn, something bad must’ve happened to break up a family like that. And I believe her that something bad did happen on…

You can watch the full, original rant here.

Yes, the original video is very real. You can watch it here. The woman who made it makes videos everyday and often about candles.

They’re channel is called Dirty Cues. I have no idea if any of their other videos are any good, but I do love their take on this.

this is hilarious! who gave this the Drunk History treatment? The girl that tried to buy the candles?

A MOTHERFUCKING CANDLE COSTS THIRTY FIVE DOLLARS!?!?

LOVE IT! Raising your kids right.

We should all stop going to TMZ and Daily Mail. Anything worth reading about will be covered elsewhere.

look at this tho.

The best is Questlove’s retelling of his attempt to get invited to Patti LaBelle’s place for her legendary dinner. A must watch:

I think you are missing the point. This is a fictionalized representation of an actual figure. Knowing what I know about EHN, this is not a conversation she would’ve had. She did support the feminist movement but not in this manner and not in these words.

It is based on true events. Yes.