“she’s not that likable or empathetic”

They aren’t legal.  The measure was to make it a low priority for law enforcement.  

I like how you taking the time to spell out what BMG stands for, without explaining that many guns are chambered in .50 BMG that are not remotely machine guns. Or that just because that particular law covers certain .50 caliber rifles as well as what California deems an assault rifle, doesn’t mean that he actually has…

Well, for one you cannot drive while thinking that tree branch over there is in fact a giant snake..

This is dumb.

If you “avoid the yolks”, then just buy egg whites. What are you doing with all those yolks? Making creme brûlée for the less fortunate? Or are you buying eggs just to dump half of it down the sink:-/

It genuinely does.

considered a silent partner in the union’s strike

Think he was going with a reference to the Declaration preamble:

Good for you and I have already said good luck to you.

yeah because beating people to a pulp because they need to get from omaha to kansas city is a totally reasonable action

dont you just love unions. always for the people

This is absolutely a BUCKwild take.

Eat shit, Tomato.

I only hope the end credits roll to either the whole cast singing a “We Are the World”/“Thank U Next” mash-up, or that loud honking klaxon theme from Inception.

I must express my view that your conduct in patronizing the Playmates Bar & Grill, which, the report finds, advertises itself as a “strip club,” while traveling on behalf of the AFL-CIO and after engaging in pre-election canvassing, demonstrates poor judgment and is inconsistent with the values of the AFL-CIO.

About negative two years.

I love it, it’s like a failed subtitle translations!

I always preferred books to comics but the shiny lights & loud noises comment from the phish song namesake made me chuckle. 

Your neck is on this planet, smart guy.