If you think Bill Clinton is a good person you need to read about Jeffrey Epstein and how many times Bill Clinton flew on his plane. The Jeffrey Epstein scandal proves how corrupt the establishment is for both political parties. Absolutely despicable scum like Trump and Bill Clinton aren’t being punished for their…

FM...hang in there.

I would move out too. That is the smile of a narcissist.

I appreciate the restraint you showed in not punching him in the face. Seriously, I mean there’s no way that would have ended well, but still, you did good.

I am genuinely curious. Where is the quid pro quo? Where is this payback to Russia for the help?

And this is why I no longer see or speak to my parents, half of my siblings, and any of my extended family.

Yeah. Get out of their house and stop mooching. That’ll teach em!

Yeah GTFO there. No need to surround yourself with people who make you question your own sanity.

But has he mastered the Arm Bar, Arm Drag, Reverse Arm Bar, Saskatchewan Spinning Nerve Hold, or Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Gredunza?

Samsonite Logging Facility is a fearsome sight to behold, indeed.

I seriously cannot tell if you are for real or a comedic genius. I hope it’s the latter as this has been my favorite thread in a long time. Special shoutouts to Heroine Sheik, Godzooks the Wise and My Kinja. HILARIOUS!!!

This thread is the best thing happening on Splinter today. Thank you for this gift.

Checks out:

I had no idea that he could shoot laser beams out of his fuckin’ eyes!

Excellent.

No, but he is clearly in fine shape, so speculating is disingenuous. also, younger people are not immune to health troubles. Remember, Hillary got sick in 2016 while doing probably less than 1/2 the footwork Bernie was.

“Cows are essentially plants with feet and other usable materials.”

This was seriously the longest and dumbest refutation to veganism I’ve ever seen.

16 year olds do not have the cognition of Senator Sanders.

It’s funny how everyone is so quick to dismiss Bernie as some old white guy when it’s not true any way you look at it. His ideas altered the course of history. He changed the American political landscape forever and now the youth are carrying his torch.