Yeah, well, was this really so necessary? At this point, bands whose names suggest female musicians that don’t have any female musicians — or whose members aren’t exclusively female —could pretty much fill a compilation. A quick browse around Discogs gets you Women, Women of Color, Girls Names, Sun City Girls...the…

I personally am still shocked and angered to find that there are no horses in A Band of Horses. It’s not only a failure of representation. It’s also false advertising.

Jesus christ ok. Whatever. 

This is a true win for intersectionality or something

He did what he could giving his position at the time. Janet was the much bigger star. Social media was not a thing then. Yes, white male privilege is something that exists. But, he was younger and had handlers telling him what to do at every turn. What was he supposed to do hold a press conference about her boob? 

Eh, Blade Runner is overrated. Yes, it was influential, mainly due to its visual style, but there’s a reason there’s so many versions of it. Scott really wasn’t invested in much more than making it pretty and his big idea of making Deckard a replicant, which pretty much destroys the meaning of the book, which was ignor…

It was def planned...Janet even said it was right after. Justin apologized and she didn’t...at the time.

Les Moonves really ought to have done more thinkin’ and less moonves.

“the 9/11 of the culture wars”. I guess I missed the years of actual cultural warfare resulting in hundreds of thousands of deaths that would make that comparison meaningful. It’s almost if “cultural wars” is a stupid analogy.

No, he’s flexible in both directions, since he spends most of his podcast going up his own asshole.

I’m glad he didn’t actually put his dick in his mouth, which would be totally weird, and instead flopped it around his face to see if it was possible then bragged about it to the world.

Shaffir, hilariously, notes his own skepticism by pointing out to Rogan that, “You don’t have a neck.”

Yikes, I was hoping they would avoid falling into the pitfalls of just going for a nostalgia grab, but this sounds worse. One quibble I have:

Father that leads and mother that cares, tell me of a time in the dirty bright before when the blue grass was green, long before the crawly weepers would drag the slow old ones and the too young babies into the Grey’s to slowly feed on their burst bright blood, of the land of disqus, where everyone had a great big…

I remember when this review would have turned into an obsessive observation of the kid’s burgeoning psychosexual urge to sadistically inflict pain on the poor and a plea for the couple to seek shelter in a church. The commentary would type out an eerie children’s latin chant phonetically, and I’d read a hundred…

I rolled my eyes at the “now, the McAllisters were bourgeois pigs themselves” line, but only for the edgelordishness of it. Otherwise, yeah, fuck the rich.

Like I said when they released the trailer I'm mostly annoyed that the house is now a hideous McMansion instead of the lovely neo-colonial from the original.

The title and the content of the review are...not at odds, necessarily, but seem only tangentially related to one another.

If it doesn’t smell like Gwyneth Paltrow I’m not interested.