Sex toys made with forbidden science!

And that’s fine. I’ll leave them alone. I just miss the more wholesome days, you know? When “forbidden science” meant raising the dead back to life, cloning humans, or creating dinosaurs.

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Sure, the law is applicable to both the rich and poor in the same way that laws banning sleeping under bridges or begging in the street is also applicable to both rich and poor.

Love to see the mononymous Dunst getting more roles, even without a first name!

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall virus grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite respiratory system up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye, and asks you if you got your shot; you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol’ Jack Burton always says at a time…

Yeah, you just hop on up into your flat face, pull away from the home 20, keep your ears on in case of county mounties, watch out some Kojak with a Kodak don’t shoot you in the back, then throw ‘er into boogie gear and put the hammer down before you end up in the ditch greasy side up.

I can’t hear Dream Lover without thinking of Sheen on a motorcycle and Golino on a horse.

He loved one of them in Wall Street. Number 1 on my list of comedy bits that require an acting dynasty and two Oscar-winning films just to set up the joke.

There’s a lot of “Eternals is bad but I can’t put any blame on Zhao” stuff from critics right now.

Didn’t you read the review? HE HAS A COUGH!

Low-key— check.

“My client is NOT negligent! She may be incompetent, unable to discern between live and prop ammunition, dangerously negligent... but she is NOT a porn star!”

Sorry, that makes no sense to me and I've worked on sets with strict covid precautions. Do you have a source?

“THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE!!!”

Kinda what I’m thinking. I think film critics are just tired of the MCU, and this movie might just be where that dam broke. I’m not saying it’s definitely good, but a lot of the reviews feel more like statements of displeasure with the MCU in general than specific reviews.

I think his point would be even the generic, by the numbers MCU movies are successful so the Taika’s/Russo’s/Gunn’s are almost exceptions to the rule.

That’s serial storytelling. You’re complaining about serial storytelling.

Don’t worry, the review barely says anything as to what the film is actually about.

No, they’re just eternally dead now.