Instert your own desired unit of length! I chose furlongs.
Well they figured if it was cool in the most recent presidential election here, why would it be a problem elsewhere?! Now that benevolent, glorious leader Trump is in charge, they can do whatever they want.
Hi, Mule here, I was shown this site by a disobedient human, how do I proceed?
It’s 3 PM! GET BACK TO BLOGGING! I’M TRYING TO NOT DO WORK HERE!
Allegra treats mild to moderate allergies, ask your doctor if Allegra is right for you
Or the irony in that Paul was already not 100% with his foot
“Don’t fucking jinx it.”
Does it answer whether he uses gel or sticks with the greasy secretion that he emits to slick his hair back?
I had a spec script out there where Hitch goes insane and kills Eva and Kevin, but then stitches them back together and re-animated them to destroy the society that broke his heart. I called it “Hitchenstein’s Monster!”
A pretty death does not lead a warrior to Valhalla.
And now you don’t even need to take your anti-depressants, chemotherapy drugs, and pain relievers separately if you need them! They’re right in the meal, apparently!
There are a million reasons to vote for Trump, each of them stupid as fuck.
Boba Fett is definitely crawling out of the Sarlaac pit, and you’ll just feel his world-weariness oozing through the screen
And the forks shoot out other forks
“Mr. Fett? Mr. Fett?”
I’m filled with pus and blood, am I disgusting??
This is the correct take in terms of the veggie milks
My mutant power is lame but delicious, apparently.
“Trump Mad.” Yeah sounds about right, no need for further explanation.