You heard him, collusion is a “phony crime!” Anybody want to collude to commit a coup d'etat? Don’t worry, if we get caught before executing our plan we can’t be tried since conspiracy to commit an illegal action isn't real according to our glorious leader.
To be fair it's up to 280 characters now, which means he's doubled his intellect! He's at a whole 20 points now!
I’m pretty sure he’s implying that the American prison system is awful because this kind of shit happens all the time and nobody seems to care
Whoa, whoa, someone’s not feeling the vibration... Come on, feel it, feel it.
Clearly a documentary! Like The Highlander!
My roommate had just bleached the toilet one time and I guess I was especially ammonia rich one day because I basically burned my eyes with my own urine. What a thing to do!
I’m waiting for Deep Sea Force, to fight those things from The Abyss.
Closed captioning for English (or other things if you speak other languages). Don't have any idea how to apply for it, but I have a friend who does it as a side venture.
Your replies should be literally anything because he’s done jack shit that his supporters supposedly put him in office to do. Seriously, all he’s done is roll back Obama legislation for no reason. Has he filled any of his bullshit campaign promises? No! He’s done NOTHING, only undone things.
You’ve never heard that interjection before?
I personally enjoyed the “female actress” jab.
Ah but Dirty Work is underrated brilliance. Norm's terrible acting is a feature, not a bug.
The Highlander was a documentary, and the events were filmed in real time.
“Your chest is this. Your belly is big.” Gives it away.
Take that archaeology! This is like the worst take.
Probably whatever the worst take is
Well you shouldn't have sat in the "Chalk Zone!"
Haha, I love the "classic me!" I'm just imagining a person at a trial when evidence is presented against them going "oh man, classic me!" and shrugging then the jury laughing and the case being dismissed.
Look in the sky! It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no, it’s Super Liberal Actress! Up up and away!
Bleach and ammonia is where it's at, those are the two to mix if you want to have a real party!