1. Convince people the Earth is round
Too nice, I say Santa scoop his eyes out and replace them with chunks of coal
Predicting towards the end of the episode, end credits thing
Cars are heavy, how many laptops of yours have they broken rolling onto them?
I thought Russians weren’t real this Olympics.
It’s real to me, mom!
Also Trump: “Maybe someone should shoot Hillary, that would solve some problems, right?”
This is called The AV Club, we watch pop culture, yo. And we’re a bunch of nerds. Old and young.
Where’s fastandsloppy’s avatar when you need it?
We’re not talking about a singular unit of a local authority being intimidated. And even if we were, everyone has cell phone cameras nowadays, and it’s not like we’ve seen police shoot an unarmed or compliant black man for everyone to see. Oh, wait...
You know someone who can kill werewolves with their dick?! This changes the game
“There are other problems in the world!”
Disagree. There is one fundamental and irrefutable argument for everyone to own a gun. The secret werewolf army that is amassing underground. I propose a mandatory revolver and bandolier of silver bullets funded by the government be provided for every household.
Remember that slew of children attempting to violently rip out their schoolmate’s hearts or behead them with their newfangled blade-rimmed hats when Moral Kombat came out all those years ago? Me, neither.
Dingos run that country now though. They banned guns and there simply was nothing to stop them from “eating all the babies” as it were.
Exposure to The Big Bang Theory throws me into a violent rage and there’s nary a shred of violence in it.
Only idiots use that argument anymore. It makes sense in the context that a whole bunch of early colonials probably could have overthrown the government in its infancy. But the technological discrepancy is comically large at this point. John Q. Public’s assault rifle is going to do a lot of damage to a predator drone…
No, no in this case we hope that violence in media actually does cause violent tendencies, specifically towards one’s father (for lack of a better term to describe him, anti-father maybe?)
Yes, this 100%. I don’t know how this is still an argument they use when it can be applied to literally every other law, it doesn’t make any fucking sense.