The only movie star I can really think of is The Rock— but is the downfall of the “movie star” a result of Marvel movies or simply the other ways people consume media and make people famous? TikTok stars and social media influencers and Twitch streamers all seem to have become the next generation of famous people with…

But having a reasonable take like this won't generate clicks! Think about the clicks for fading media news companies!

Indiana Jones infiltrating the stock car circuit in the late 60's would be an interesting movie

Poor Mothra gets sacrificed in like all the movies she's in— but she always comes back!

Grandhog Day... wait

“We couldn't stand to be in the same galaxy together! So's I goes and gets my intergalactic spaceship and fly to Glorbulon-7 for a while, then my agent gives me a call..."

But it's canon that spaceships powered by horses running on giant wheels are just faster than the others

I think it's a bit too open ended for that, a couple folks could just help him swim to shore, it's not outright hopeless when there's a whole bunch of people around him

“He prefers to be called Dick which, in his case, is both a noun and an adjective.”

Suddenly it looks like my decision to wait until the series concluded in conjunction with the showrunners’ wishes before watching anything past Season 2 doesn’t look so bad.

That Twitter handle seems like it was created to make the poster think twice before posting, but it doesn’t seem to be working. Juliet, stop indeed.

It was all about the clicks! She was pushed to generate more clicks for The AV Club!

The hotel's core values aren't to go around with heavy weaponry and shoot one another? How am I, an idiot, supposed to know that without them explicitly telling me that?!

“Love him or hate him [Herb Spanfeller] bought [G/O] fair and square... Keep failing Kotaku. You’re good at it lmao”

Should have doubled down and said, "I am presenting you this information, FROM THE FUTURE!"

I have a complex relationship with them. I can have a bit of trouble hearing so they can be helpful in movies with a lot of action (where the volume just seemingly randomly varies)— but I’m the same way with movie comedies and especially something like RiffTrax or MST3K, where timing is everything. My wife speaks…

I’m just trying to give the benefit of the doubt to Blonsky however I can justify it— he’d need to have a landline I assume, because these are being booked. Like you said, it makes no sense why he’d do it with the character development they’ve given him over the season, so I’m just going to chalk it up to the writers t…

Can he really vet them though? There's no service and no WiFi at Blonsky's compound, so he'd have to leave that to whomever is booking his speaking gigs, and assuming he has something like an agent doing this, the responsibility would rest solely on them.

I think Blonsky has been doing speaking engagements as Abom the entire time. They reference his inhibitor malfunctioning multiple times in the retreat episode, so he clearly can turn it on and off. As for the speaking appearance he wasn’t necessarily duped, but he wasn’t in on it. I assume he is just making money as a…

Subtitles do this a lot— they often have the character name if there’s multiple people speaking off screen, so a reveal that a person is actually “so and so” all grown up or whatever later in the movie is much less of an impact, it’s like if in The Empire Strikes Back anytime Vader spoke it said “LUKE’S FATHER: I am…