galvatronguy
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You must have an amazing memory to remember a character who was featured multiple times in multiple episodes— like OP, I frequently need to be reminded who characters are, which is why I needed to watch the title card each time to remember who Lady-Hulk (?) was.

Nothing says "we care about the sanctity of the life of children" like trying to limit people who have both the financial means to even afford IVF, and such a strong desire for children as to pay and go through the treatment. Not that it necessarily indicates a person or people who be a good parents, but if there's a

Butt Datz, Private Eye

And here I am stupidly having given my baby a single-syllable name like an idiot last month, she could have been Gwentyphocent or something 

I like to imagine he has pamphlets similar to The Watchtower that Jehovah's Witnesses hand out. Complete with illustrations and testimonials.

Hello, I am Crystal Jewell from make glorious benefit of mother Russi— I mean 25-year old graduate student from one of your great plains states.

I think at this point the GOP handbook is to try and turn anything, literally anything at all, into some sort of weapon against... I don’t want to even say the left, just like basic, actual humans.

Yes, I’m sure whatever evolves to replace humanity via the same violent Darwinian evolutionary methods will be infinitely more benevolent than we are.

Me: “My old nemesis the left turn, I must be perfect, otherwise we’re in trouble, here it comes the most dif—”

Well, as these comments are making abundantly clear people don’t know what a "sympathetic villain” or “moral grey area” is.

No, no it’s cool— despite there repeatedly being checks for cheating devices turning up nothing for OTB, the dude clearly has invented an undetectable cheating method, most likely psychic powers... there couldn’t be any other explanation like him actually being good at chess, enough so to beat grandmasters in OTB, but

Yes please

What about breaking the 4th wall with a female viewer discussing the show structure?

I unabashedly love the MCU and this show seems pretty good to me? I don’t feel insulted or anything— is this the flip side of people saying the MCU is stale and doesn’t do anything different, where people complain if the MCU does something different?

What I’m about to say is by no means a contradiction or a compromise of a principle. [But if it means winning and maintaining power, I am willing to contradict and compromise any, and all, of my principles].”

Hell, many millennials are just becoming fiscally solvent in their mid-30's— now maybe we’ll be able to own a home by the time we’re 50 if we’re lucky so our children have a real home™ for 3 years before they move out.

”Harvey Weinstein is a lump of flesh,” is an accurate description of his appearance, though.

No worries! I should’ve tried to come up with a better joke anyway, I also usually hate when people assume the worst— you’re most likely right too, Hellraiser probably isn’t going to draw the same sort of ire from the terminally online like something like Rings of Power.

Did Freddy ever make it into space?

Well, I’m not talking about comments here since you can’t review bomb a film on The AV Club, it’s not y’know, RT or IMDb. Also in general, whatever is left of the AV Club community in general leans progressive, so I wouldn't expect that to happen.