I had to scroll way too far to find this

“Do you like my movie?

Yeah, I’ve thrown my controller in anger, but it’s so measured as to be staged, because I like look for a pillow or something that’s not gonna hurt it. I'm angry, but practical.

Hey look at this, a positive progressive take on the movie, this doesn’t belong here on The AV Club!

Yeah I hate this— not to mention the need to constantly stop anyways, “oh here’s a rocket, oh here’s a gym I need to battle, oh? an egg is hatching” and the ability to fast-forward through them is extremely limited.

These guys aren’t in high school or elementary school— you shouldn’t resolve conflicts with schoolyard violence as a grown-ass adult.

Oof— I have never visited there, guess I'll just stay away, I thought they'd be better with ye olde commenters, but guess not

That's an embossador, an embassador is what they call an Embassy Suites employee

Wait, what? This sounds like a fascinating story/take, having your team practice the sport they are playing is now a calculated attempt at humiliation?

Whoa, how is that possible though with Barsanti’s takes being intrinsically wrong— I think it might create a universe-threatening paradox

I would read the hell out of this article

“I say we solve this immortal giant Frankenstein monster problem once and for all, mister mayor! No more born on a Monday for mister Grundy!"

It says he supported Trump in the article— so yes

16% >>>>> 0%

Ah, but what year?!

This’ll teach you for not immediately putting a person in a box based on their appearance! How dare you!

The hug-splosion?

I really love saying “the call is coming from inside the house!” randomly. You’re using it in apt manner here, but it’s just a fun thing to say. What an absurd horror trope, especially nowadays.

You think a blog like this would recognize a victim seeking protection from their abuser for what it is, but I'm not surprised that context just sailed over their heads.

I figure their point is that we were a nation founded by puritans and have always been weird about sex stuff? Like just look at TV and movie ratings involving sex versus violence in the US and it’s inherently obvious that we are weird about sex. It's not really something we go out of the way to deny.