“The Highlander comes out of traction today"

“Surprise! We're in the Ukraine!"

It’s difficult because they rightfully don't want to start World War III, but at least NATO is reactivating installations and moving troops into Poland and the Baltics. Those countries already effectively did what you said by enacting some parts of their NATO agreements.

You should dismiss this propagandist’s replies— nobody needs to read this nonsense. They’re Putin’s speech in Kinja form.

Get the fuck out of here you Russian bot troll.

You know what I’d do? I’d ask why they’re doing it, Canada and Mexico are currently our allies. I’ve seen this analogy elsewhere and it’s utterly fucking stupid. Maybe if a former part of your empire was so emphatically running to seek refuge with your enemies, thar you might be the bad guy in this situation?

What, you mean a standard sniper complement isn’t a long range rifle and a personal anti-tank rocket launcher? Next you'll tell me that people can't heal from getting shot by just ducking away from the bullets for around 10 seconds.

Well OP's comment certainly aged well

Well maybe you’re onto something— it could be this movie is secretly the “In Time” sequel

I don’t think the standard age discrepancy applies in that movie because it is a strange as fuck, time-bending trip. If anything the initial set up seems to indicate that the age discrepancy is known. Young wife, older, successful writer... Or whatever, it's been a while since I've seen it

All of this— at this point it seems that we’ve become content with people doing/voting for the right thing, not for knowing what’s morally defensible, but simply because they will be not shamed for doing so or will be given warrantless kudos.

I don’t even understand how this wouldn’t be pure satire, nobody “cancels” a physical threat. If you wanted to make that movie, you’d have to have some sort of demon that can only be expelled by like, posting negative things about it on Twitter or something.

Oh hell yes, a bunch of tiny duck-sized Michael Meyers, and it's completely unexplained, or Donald Pleasence intoning "it's the mini-Myers! Run!"

I hate it when the main message of a horror film seems to just be “stick to the city, never go anywhere rural or suburban!” despite those things being somewhat necessary for a society to fully function. Similarly I hate it when the message of a film is “avoid the big city at all costs!” I would suggest it’s a weird…

I need to rewatch this— Sea monster and Space monster horror are my favorite sub-genres of horror.

Halloween III is the only real sequel! Bring back the nonsensical, anthology style to Halloween!

I think Alien will just keep getting weirder and weirder, telling its own sort of disconnected stories. The fact that the current iteration is sort of a prequel that necessitates nobody be aware of anything that happened in order to preserve the chronology of the originals kind of lets them do whatever they want. Not…

“I know, Leatherface will be wearing a bright-red MAGA hat the entire time!"

No, and it also wasn’t created by those other 3 friendship sitcoms listed for... reasons.

That makes sense to me too— I've had some words that are archaic spellings accepted too, which is also probably something they should clean up