Brady will tear his CCL. But will rehab like such a good boy

I imagine the call went something like this...

A plague on both your houses

Maybe Brown can give him a footjob

TOTAL EXONERATION!

Collusion? Collusion!

Well most accounts I’ve heard say that Rice has made a genuine effort to improve himself as a human being.  Thats probably what tripped him up

Bingo.

Ray Rice is reading this and wondering what the difference is.

I love your podcasts with Cousin Sal, man. Tell Rusillo I said what's up.

and with the other, Robert Kraft.

Man, even the Broncos are Elway is crying.

I respect your commitment to big boy accuracy

I’m so excited to have a new brain genius in profession sports. Like, Kyrie just got served. 

And on top of all of that, the Colts have somehow made Josh McDaniels look like a fucking genius.

As much as I want Jacoby to succeed ( former Patriots QB, after all ), seeing those tweets has made me believe that Indiana has already ruined him, and by the end of the season he’ll be the league’s first QB with Alzheimer’s. 

Is that Peter King’s burner? 

PHIIIIIIILLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY

Hey Michael - not only was Rich Kotite the last Eagles coach to beat the Saints in the playoffs, he was the last one to bang your mom.