Clearly, they should form a crime fighting duo. But first, Biebs should wear his hat backwards.

:D

Whoa, whoa, easy there, chief. What seems to be the problem here? You're sounding like a real sploogemongrel.

Ugh, fucking appalling, man. Thing is I'm just jealous that you've been chatting online with babes all day.

Oh the horror. The unmitigated horror. Somebody used a word like "impinge" and "privacy". And what do you know? Go choke on a delicious bass.

:D Pisscat FTW!

Where did I say it was illegal, asswipe?

I am so glad that I only have to worry about the NSA violating my privacy. I mean, private individuals and online media corporations will certainly always look out for me and my best interests. They would never impinge on my privacy rights. Thank god. It's only the NSA that sucks. Anyway, haha, guys! This was funny! I…

On the red feature wall in the foyer, I hung a big picture of two dirty feet. When my friends came by, they were all like, Awesome, wicked, cool place you've got here.

Get out. This has got to be a joke. Please tell me it's not a joke.

In trying to ensure a proper racial balance—say of students in a medical school or workers in an auto factory—whites are denied opportunities just because they're white," he writes. "This sometimes happens even when the white person is better qualified than the black or Hispanic applicant."

Meanwhile, Steve Kerr was at the Natural History Museum explaining the theory of evolution to a confused and infuriated Steph Curry.

Poor bird :( I bet it never thought it was gonna die that way.

Erm, the article references 4 other instances of racism and fully explains why those were offensive and inflammatory, and clues in the reader very well about what was wrong with the words used.

Essentially your comment is completely riddled with hyperbole and nit-picking thus rendering it misleading, incorrect and irresponsible.

The World Cup is not the NBA, chief. Cool it with the chest-thumping.

His movement is real quick, precise and efficient.

You got a lot of thinking and feeling going on in your head about violent vs non-violent and non-consensual vs consensual body contact and touching, eh, Newell?

Thanks, man. We are all very relieved now. Aces.

What the fuck is up with Tim Krul?