not sports like darts or curling

That was a great speech, and I wish Stuart Scott all the best.

It's because he makes well produced Top-40 ready songs and has strong representation and distribution. But yeah, something something kids these days.

What's awkward was that Donald Sterling really only loved half of Drake (the white jewish side)

that's your white guilt.

they did bring up how unjust the demotion of Pam Oliver was and how unfair it was that they replaced her with ea. It was actually kind of surprising.

ESPYs open thread so we can talk about how much it sucks, plz.

Yep, really mother fucker....

"Sausage my fears?"

I have invited Joel into our bed, he's legal right?

Your name uses the word Fred too much.

That's fucked up. Not even in a funny way. http://www.si.com/nba/2013/09/18…

That would make me very sad. I have invited Joel to this thread hoping that he can assuage your fears.

Given how the internet is a machine for creating and then crushing dreams, there's a decent chance this is all actually some intern or somebody writing Embiid's tweets.

The hashtag movement is #KeepEmbiidWeird that we, those sports fans that aren't so full of themselves that everything needs to be nitpicked and examined, are using. You know, those of us that are exhaustively sick of:

He was able to preserve his individuality last night. He was the only individual to not hit a single homerun.

You guys gonna cover Puig's performance last night? Something about how he's a giant kid and is good for baseball and is not an assclown and unwritten rules are stupid and what not. You'll figure it out.