galfrombrooklyn
GalFromBrooklyn
galfrombrooklyn

Oh man. Wow. The sick, hospitalized mom was the best touch. Dun dun dunnn. How about your dad? Is he okay? What's the tragedy with him?

Was any of this alleged 'dickishness' directed at you personally? Have you asked me to clarify anything for you before? Have you ever disagreed with me in a direct and polite manner with me only to have me treat you poorly in turn?

That is completely false. You are not allowed to kick people in the head when your opponent is down. This is for your future reference:

Why are you being such a jerk, man? If you got a problem with what I said, you can just say that. This sorta tryhard, sarcastic passive-aggression seems very tenth-grade. I am a little disappointed with your comments. You can disagree with something I said without being a dick. You should try it some time. But can you?

How is it more brutal than football or boxing, man?

Okay then, what about boxing, man? Is that a sport? How about Muay Thai or BJJ competitions? What about Olympic wrestling?

He'll probably just enable this madness.

What is her problem, man?

Oh no! I just lost another battle.

Hey man, I can't help it if I'm a catheter half-full kinda person.

Can't lie, bro. I lol'ed so fucking hard. I battled them though. Guess I lost.

Stuart Scott, you da Real MVP. Move aside, Craig Sager.

How could you not like the Drake??

Their notorious and hated rivals, the Orlando Aliens, have not yet laid eggs on a domain name. Advantage: predators. Er, that is until they commit the first parole violation.

Holy fuckin' fuck! And there's Matt Bonner too! The Red Mamba loves this joke! And is that Damian Lillard behind Danny Green? Aaaahhhh!!!

Gotta looove the Drake!

True. Reggie Miller gets blown on TNT after all.

How do you know it's just a 'tough guy act'?

"We just had to go back and make some adjustments."

Alex Trebek ain't here tonight, Connery.