That is a special emissary sent by Carlos Valderrama passing on his mojo to the new kid.

I believe this is apropos:

You don't find the outcome of the first Weidman-Silva fight to be kinda...improbable? Or Chael Sonnen's inexplicably great performance when he fought Anderson Silva?

Oh look, Chris Broussard is angry! #GoSpursGo!

This, uh, this was a comprehensive analysis of Chael Sonnen's life and times, man. I still have no idea what a Primer flowchart is. But who cares?

Yeah, you should bow down to my Derrick Rose joke. It was way better than your Brooklyn joke. While you're at it, bow down to Manu too.

Maybe he was Van Persie's spurned gay lover and the pantomimes were actually referring to Van Persie's bedroom proclivities?

See, now this is a great service you're providing! Can you do this more often?? Once a week is really fucking not enough. How about twice?

Clint Dempsey's ears stick out at the same angles as Obama's.

So knock it off, dude.

Oh, I don't have any problem with pissing off Heat fans. Not at all.

Oh the hilarity. Your jokes are weaker than Derrick Rose's knees.

I could try and pull together so lame counter argument about how bad defensively the West is compared to the Bulls, Heat, etc but that's equally not relevant.

Get this guy, bro.

Yeah! Get him.

Hey, can we keep a running tally of the various groups of people Joel Embiid manages to piss off via social media? So far, I got US soccer fans and now Heat basketball fans. Let's keep monitoring this situation. I wanna see how the Summer Of Embiid works out. Especially for him.

Yes, yes, Heat fan. Feel the pain. The awful, miserable pain.

you are a bitter and disappointed Heat fan who faces a long, miserable summer, im now convinced.

Aw dude, now my conscience is really biting me about joking around when a guy died. Ahhhh. I'm coming up with jokes but I just can't make em any more.

You're right. This is really sad. RIP. Poor guy.