I am devastated. I will be more comforted if you hold me closer and keep the hug going. Strong women also cry, strong women also cry.

This is a bummer, man.

YOU GUYS AND YOUR DUMB BOSH-DINOSAUR JOKES.

FALSE. THIS MAKES MANU THE ASTEROID, THE MAFACKIN ASTEROID THAT KILLED ALL THE DINOSAURS.

BATMANU! YEAH! This is when you need Barkley to scream Manu's name. Eat shit, Heat fans. If you hate my comment, call 1-800-GO-SPURS.

Let's be real, buddy. It's a shitty joke.

Isn't this similar to how the UFC allows Frank Mir to take extra testosterone? He was diagnosed with low testosterone levels. The larger question of course is what led to those low levels. There have been anecdotal reports that show that the age onset at which male athletes turn to hormone supplementation has been…

This is the ass that gave the fat. To the arm. That swung the bat.

Mr Olalde, what are your thoughts on Mr Herrera condoning, enabling and encouraging blatantly homophobic bigotry from Mexican soccer fans?

So Cristiano Ronaldo is a Republican. Yes, now all the gay rumors make sense.

OKC, man. Those guys really had our number until the very end. OKC could beat Miami. I think the Clippers have a good shot as well. And the Mavericks of course. And last year's Eastern Conference was a pretty easy ride too. The Heat faced Milwaukee and then Chicago without Derrick Rose. And then, yeah the Pacers.

So LRMR is gonna be representing this young man now, correct? Or are there any legal provisos against this?

Dude, come on. They play in the Eastern Conference. This is like being a guy with two legs at an uphill race for disabled seniors. Who the fuck did they face this year? Brooklyn? A broken Indiana team with a paralyzed Roy Hibbert? What a fucking joke. If they didn't make it to the Finals this year and last year, they…

WITH NO REGARD TO HUMAN LIFE

Now upper middle-class white women have something new to feel jealous and insecure about. Pretty soon Park Slope will be filled with heavily pregnant white ladies stumbling along in yoga pants and Vibrams with large, very expensive designer silk flowers from Barneys in their highlighted hair.

That's because he was giving the Spurs the trophy.

This is the sexiest thing I seen all day. And I've been watching a lot of World Cup. That pilot has excellent crisis management skills.

Sometimes they break down cos their best bud slept with their gal. And then took em out fishing like everything was okay. Sometimes they break down cos they some selfish dudes in here. Some selfish dudes. And all the Gatorade in the world cannot take the pain away.

Man, FIFA really f'd up this time. Fuckin' FIFA.

He wasn't even naked? Well, fuck this guy. That is way too much clothing.