It's a league game, Smokey.

Aaahhhh. Gross. Weird. Gotta close tab. Note how her hair has been meticulously styled in every pic while his looks like something from the inside of a dumpster, and probably smells like it too.

It's a league game, Smokey.

Well, who would Klinsmann sub for Bradley? And how much of an impact would that really make? Right now, the Germans are playing a very organized team game.

Yall be forgettin Omar Gonzalez too. After his initial hiccup, guy has been working his ass off.

Yeah, who is that guy? He sucks. He should go work on daytime soap operas instead.

I promise :) And that's a very good point. Everything looks so low-budget. It's like out of a soap opera. Also what's up with their filters? The lighting is so grey and not just in today's game. Something's wrong with their brightness adjustments as well.

What's with the shitty camerawork this World Cup? Does ESPN brings its own cameras and crew or do they contract the work out? Who's doing the editing?

Is it just me or did it seem for a while there that intellectually, Brucie was just dancin' in the dark?

Yes, the long-awaited sequel: A Filipino Hippie In King Arthur's Court

Oh ye of little memory. Timmy wore a helmet because he didn't want to know once again what chicks feel like.

A shit ton of sex-positive feminist submissive women from Jezebel are gonna get turned on as fuck from watching this video.

He's not a fantastic coach, Tom. He's a homophobe and he has no problem with crowds chanting gay slurs. When asked about it, he defended the gay slur as no big deal.

Make it a bug egg! Better yet, make that two!

AW SHIT! I thought it was one of the Rangers.

Clearly I remember pickin' on the boooy.

Oh how cool! Yeah, but what the fuck do the bugs do anyway? What is the purpose of this stunt? Also, the bugs are fake as fuck, yo. Notice how they don't move? The one on his mic is at a very weird angle and would want to reposition itself to align better against the downward gravitational pull. The one on his…

Man, these sick kids have all the fun and get everything they want! Well, at least the kid was fairly reasonable and didn't ask Paul O'Neill to hit two homeruns and catch a flyball in his hat.

I'll be happy to do the same and I don't even work for ESPN.

This guy. What a fuckin' mensch.