So there WAS a second curser!

Lol, well I couldn't have heard you over my own expressions of chagrin and consternation. I'm glad my neighbors don't have small children. But the angry gentleman I heard was mos def a Rangers player.

Whatever happened to forgiveness? Didn't Jesus say to be mature and let things go? How about moving on? Why should we be so bitter? Why be so angry all the time? Why don't we as a people collectively forgive Joel Embiid for his horrible transgression? Can we not love him and hate what he did and still give him…

Why?

I was somewhat distracted but I'm fairly sure I heard another Texas player yelling out the word 'FUCKING' and the sound abruptly cut after that for a couple seconds and the visuals went awry too. Some time around the 6th inning perhaps?

Harsh his mellow! Bring back Lin!

Ohhhh, you so bad!

I wish to present a little cross-cultural discourse from an unlikely source that will illuminate the issues we faced toward the end of this game:

Man, I'm really furious, disgusted and offended at the way that guy spells 'Jeremy'. What is this world coming to? What a horrible example to set for the kids.

Why is this making me lol so hard?

Holy shit, look at Diaw's footwork and his form on those jumpers. His offense was so creative. Barry, you gotta write something about the irony that Mike D'Antoni who is so reviled right now got great work out of Diaw when he coached Diaw at Phoenix.

That's a Ben Zobrist fan struggling valiantly on behalf of his underrated idol to secure for Zobrist the attention he deserves from the media.

David Ortiz should just take a selfie with the scorer and thus forever have the guy beholden to his largesse.

There's considerable hubris in Pat Riley's fundamental presumption that the only limiting factor for the Heat to win a championship is themselves.

Why didn't she have the decency to get naked first?

Is there really any shame in getting posterized by Kawhi Leonard? I'm betting most guys on Deadspin would gladly get posteriorized by him.

#yesallbasketballplayers

How about if it was two female gymnasts kissing? Or maybe a leaked sex tape of Gina Carano with Ronda Rousey? Would that be just as immoral?

OH MY GOD. As a woman and a mother, I am so completely offended by this. Like I HATE hot naked male bodies. Why are they doing this to themselves??? Why don't we have more hairy fat guys taking their clothes off?? Because of patriarchy, right? And body-shaming.

Yeah.