This is why cops should be forced to give up their rights to a jury trial, and why they should have the burden of proof flipped on them. We give them so much power, and there is zero accountability. This cop should have had to prove that they were in the right, not have the prosecution prove that they were in the…

To be honest any guy over the age of 10 wanting to go to Disney must be pretty gay anyhow.

That was me trying to be her in that last part...

I love Jen Kirkman.

The old, “I only have guy friends” thing always reeks of insecurity to me. It’s like the, “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom” thing. Especially when that fact is constantly inserted into conversations in some weird, “You should know I’m a more evolved female than other females and you can tell that’s true because…

She comes across as Dane Cook with Ovaries.

“Two peanuts were walking down the strasse, Undt vun vas assulted.....

Off topic, but Sarah Silverman’s new special is all sorts of brilliant. Highly recommend it.

She’s always been that type of woman who “doesn’t have any girlfriends, all my friends are guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Color me not shocked.

Not entirely. Humans have historically not been a part of a shark’s diet. Most sharks east fish and small invertebrates; it is only the larger species that eat seals and larger prey. Only about a dozen of the over 300 different shark species have been involved in attacks on humans and almost all of those are…

Rabid Racoon

I think you mean raccoons. And you’d be referring to the best news story of the week, by far:

Yes, yes. Sharks.

How could you leave out one of the cheesiest shark movies of all time, Deep Blue Sea? Besides featuring sharks that know how to swim backwards, it has the 2nd greatest monologue ever delivered in a shark movie.

Do you understand the difference between drafting well and three superstars in their prime colluding to join forces in free agency?

A lot of people get on players of this generation for wanting to team up instead of beat each other (I don’t wholly agree with this. It just so happens that Bird, Magic, and Jordan were all drafted to really well run organizations that supplied them with the necessary stars to shine), but I have a theory about where…

Lebron absolutely started the superteam.

Honestly, I think it means there are one or two asshole holdouts who are making up nonsense scenarios in which consent could be obtained from a woman who was drugged (“well, before he drugged her she likely would have had sex with him because she was in his room!”). IME on a jury there is always some asshole who…