...as far from being a real Christian as one could possibly get.

We need to stop making people like this famous.

So horrible. It’s almost as if she mocked disabled people, encouraged violence among her supporters, or stripped healthcare from 20+ million people.

I don’t think I’d stab anyone in the neck, at least I hope not....

That would require introspection which most of those types of folk are incapable of.

I really hope Christian isn’t his real last name

I finally go back and finish my degree after a 15-year absence and the world’s going to end.

This makes up for the bulk of Twitter’s crimes, which are legion.

Just when you begin to lose faith in humanity....

This shit right here is what Twitter was made for.

How do you solve a problem like covfefe?

Well I’ve been to one world fair a picnic and a rodeo and that’s the stupidest thing I ever saw come over the twitter. You sure you got today’s code?

If his advisors were smart, they’d make the launch codes something he would never ever say like, “I lost the popular vote,” or “I love Tiffany as much as I do Ivanka.”

Y’all were worried about Trump tweeting out the nuclear launch codes? Well guess what motherfuckers!

Covfefe is the moment when Trump became President

That looks very manageable and never prone to back up cluster fucks. What an elegant design.

The second biggest city in the country, with a culture and lifestyle identity all its own, should drop everything and try to become a clone of the biggest city in the country. Sounds like an amazing idea.

“Sick, bro” pretty sure