AS GAWD AS MAH WITNESS HE IS TAKIN A BATH!

WILL SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH! THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY! (and they’re all in the pool with him)

Is Darrell Issa having a breakdown? Calling the reporter unprompted and then hanging up on him is suuuuper weird.

I am not the only evil person on Twitter who was kind of hoping he would jump.

Yea, why should one city catch all the breaks?

Maybe if Dellavedova was still on the team he could just take a running dive into Curry and/or Durant’s knees during game 1, knocking him/them out of the series. Since that won’t happen, Warriors in 5.

Fuck everything Cleveland. That is all.

At two o’clock on a sunny day, he heads out for a protest.

“This song is so great!!!”

The list of people I’d like to punch in the face continues to grow every day under this hellish administration. I feel a lot like Arya, just minus the ability to change faces or assassinate people.

Fixed it for you.

From the investigation in to the Tamir Rice shooting: “Loehmann fired from a distance of 4.5 to 7 feet from Rice. The patrol car rolled onto the grass at the Cudell Recreation Center and Loehmann exited the vehicle and fired twice within two seconds.”

I feel like you’re not quite getting it.

Time Cop.

Trying to remember where I’ve seen this sort of thing before…

Although it’s sickening, at least the Multnomah GOP leader is honest in openly equating the GOP with alt-right. Fuck.

Why on earth do the “rebellious” musicians always turn conservative nutter when they get old? It’s just weird.

Nothing to dispute about this video