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“I’ve been wondering from the first episode why everyone in the afterlife seems to instantly accept that they’re dead, particularly since we know that the memories of how they died are sometimes wiped.”

Probably has something to do with the fact that they were living life on second, then flashed into some weird

“She’s always happy to help anyways why would she complain?”

Does everyone in this comments section simply plug their ears and yell “lalalalalala, I’m not listening” whenever Janet is onscreen?

“but how is he different than Tahani was at the beginning?

“Nah, Janet being overwhelmed by some guy doesn’t track at all.”

So, did you just close your eyes and plug your ears whenever Janet was on screen in the past three seasons?

“But with Brent seemingly on board for the duration”

After three years of knowing how this show goes through storylines, I don’t understand how/why someone would think this is going to be a season-long thing.

“yeah take my money...”

I mean sure, I’ll take it, but you could just watch it on Netflix... 

There’s a 3D version of that terrible, terrible remastering? I might need to seek that out.

That nice smooth CG sheen on the “younger” versions is reminiscent of those early “remastered” Fox blu-rays like Predator.

Still, it looks better than young Will Smith in Gemini Man.

“Guess I’m thick. But I like my trailers to be, you know, about the movie.”

Psst, this trailer was 100% about the movie. 

“If there is no lifeguard, they generally don’t let you go in the pool”

If there’s no lifeguard, who’s the one not letting people in the pool? 

That trailer for Toys really makes me want to see Minus Man.

Meh, the guy at the back of the plane was funnier.

What’s the story here?

“This idea that Paterno was told definitively that one of his staff witnessed another staff member raping a child is dubious.

No, it fucking isn’t.

“(which is nothing to be ashamed of)

“Get the fuck out of here, everyone was duped, and many, many people in positions of REAL authority missed signs”

Peterno didn’t miss a sign, fuckface. He ignored a declaratory statement. 

“She is so underrated”

Is she? Surely not in the MCU... I can’t think of a single significant thing Maria Hill has done. 

“Here’s one prediction: at the end of the series”

The series ended several years ago.

“it served little purpose other than to give Jesse some screentime in between getting caught by the Neo-Nazis and being rescued by Walt months later.”

What a pile of horseshit. 

Glimmer Man is the movie that taught me Keenon Ivory Wayans is a little bit country, while Steven Seagal is a little bit rock and roll.