I'm all for this but can I also get a movie just about Shuri? Because I legitimately think that could be awesome. 

Yes, you are a misogynist, but no, it’s not because you didn’t love Captain Marvel. It’s because you felt the need to respond to this post about tiny misogynists ranting about Captain Marvel. Clearly, you felt you were being targeted, which means somewhere deep down, you realize that you are a tiny misogynist.

Also, who would open all the jars?

“You hear that, Tony? Bears. Now you’re putting the whole compound in jeopardy.”

This is a bad idea because then their cycles will sync up and leave them more vulnerable to bear attacks.

Well all righty, I guess we’re at the stage where we pretend that Weinstein wasn’t the most successful movie producer since, I dunno, Darryl F. Zanuck.

It reminds me of when the Jeffrey Tambor and Louis CK stuff hit and all the people falling all over themselves to declare that they never even liked Arrested Development and Louie, to which I call bullshit. Those are two of the best shows of the past 25 years and terrible people can still be talented. Weinstein was…

Dumb controversies call for dumb pranks

Clue #3 seems to make it a lock for the “Churro” suggestion above.

Man, Jon Benjamin Has A Van was a great show!  I loved the episode where they lost the sound crew and did most of it with no sound.  Fuckin hilarious!

“They opened up an investigation and suspended the season after a week? How could these simple country bumpkins, who only know football and how to till the land possibly make this kind of call so quickly? Surly, they don’t understand things like sexual assault. Why, they are most likely still startled by the daily…

I can’t tell what time period this takes place in, and for some reason I really, really like that.  

I can believe it's uncomfortable to see your own face enlarged to fill a theater screen. I don't even like looking at pictures of myself. Nobody else does either.

You got to be kidding me. Jewel was a fucking hero that was treated like shit by the FBI and the Media. Where the real bad guy was a white terrorist too.

They’re the epitome of aggressive mediocrity.

Being chicano and growing up eating our own Mexican foods here in the U.S., my cousins and I would always joke “I love ethnic food” when going to eat at Golden Corral or Furr’s Cafeteria.

but, like, NEW!

Now I’d like a video breaking down how there are still people in the world who have never heard of or seen this done before.

I had never heard of this person until I saw this article. I googled her name, and have to point out that she was born in December of 2001. A millennial she is not. Also, I have a really hard time grasping the concept that a person born after the September 11 attacks is now old enough to perform on SNL. Yes, I sound…

I do like a good caramel apple, but usually find it easier to just have apple slices with a quick homemade caramel sauce/dip.