I remember the 80s, 90s and 00s when we ALL fucking understand that SITCOM CHARACTERS ARE NOT GREAT PEOPLE. Because we all understood that comedy comes from conflict.

What has happened in the last few years that people are DISCOVERING that long-running all have stock characters who are assholes to each other because…

“No reason they couldn’t extend it to weaponry and in T3 with the T-X, they did.”

Except that in the second one Arnie very specifically says that no complex machines likes guns or vehicles can go through, which is why the T-1000 didn’t have weaponry inside it.

It was so cool and different from when Arnie did the exact same thing to the T-1000...

He was pretty heavily involved in Alita, and that was severely mediocre...

I’m hoping that the next “first movie in a new trilogy” will skip the tired “newer, more technologically advanced” terminator villain and instead replace it with a good script.

“Is it just me or is it obvious that the single point of commonality in the mess thisproject has become is Ezra Miller?”

It’s just you. Other people have common sense and understand that Ezra Miller has absolutely fucking nothing to do with what’s happening.

“Maybe it’s time to consider a different lead.”

Maybe it’s time…

Sure.

Smoke burger patties work too. Fucking delicious.

I’ve had a smoked cheeseburger (the meat and cheese were smoked, nothing else) and it was amazing.

If the smoked patty is so far down on the list then I honestly think you need to consider that you’re just doing it wrong...

This all sounds well and good, but the way I make a burger I’d have cooked it, eaten it, cleaned up and then smoked a bowl by the time you take that tray of meat out of the fridge.

One of them has Mila Kunis and not Ashton Kutcher.

Case closed.

“The cognitive dissonance embodied by people who complain about “PC Culture” is astounding”

Is the cognitive dissonance more or less than that displayed in those who complain about comedians not being “woke”? 

“That’s your takeaway?”

I mean, the headline of the article makes it seem like it should be unthinkable that a member of Sleater Kinney should need financial assistance. 

“Got any more spicy takes from the mid-20th century? So fresh!”

Are you not familiar with 2019 America? 

“Seriously?”

No, but that was a good job going painfully out of your way to pretend that you didn’t get the point. 

Tell that to your president.

Wow, what a COOL DUDE!

“but man this sounds like some lazy-ass joke writing.”

So you didn’t watch the special either. 

“Man what the fuck happened to Chappelle?”

He stayed mostly funny. 

““Lol Michael Jackson raped Macaulay Culkin” is funny to you?”

If you watched the actual special...