“Jokes that made fun of abuse victims.”

Laughing at jokes. Not people. 

“Laughing at other people’s pain makes you a sadist.”

Nobody is laughing at anyone’s pain. They’re laughing at a joke. 

“Someone apparently needs to tell you that you don’t get to use humor as”

Counterpoint: YOU don’t get to tell fucking A-N-Y-B-O-D-Y what they’re allowed to find funny.

Fuck you.
Fuck yourself.
Fuck you.

“Oh I see, you still don’t give a shit about victims of sexual assault.”

Yes, that’s correct. Anyone who laughs at a joke doesn’t give a shit.

Just like everyone who stands up in a comments section is a HERO TO THE FUCKING WORLD.

Get off your high horse and get fucked by it, shithead.

“That said, I haven’t heard any comic lately talking about how funny Chappelle IS.”

Yeah? You talk to a lot of comics about how funny other comics are?

Sounds like a real thing. 

Hmmm...MAYBE HE FUCKING DOES.

“You don’t get to just say whatever the fuck you want, but try to avoid consequences because you dress up it as “a joke”.”

Sure you do. 

He’s also not professional.

“Pretty sure it was due to him being Bill Burr.”

Well, I’m 100% certain you’re wrong and don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. But you be “pretty sure”, you ignorant fuck. 

“I don’t give much of a fuck about Pete Davidson no matter how big his dick allegedly is”

Yeah, THAT’s why you brought up his allegedly big dick in the comment section for an article that has nothing to do with his allegedly big dick.

Because you DON’T give a fuck about it. 

“Essentially pulling out your phone during a comedy show is stealing their content or releasing it before it’s ready.”

Yeah, no it isn’t.

Pulling out your phone, recording a show and then posting it on the internet is stealing their content and releasing it before it’s ready. 

He went on a national news channel to cry about it?

I hope little mister snowflake didn’t melt under the hot studio lights.

“If it bothers him so much, he should use these.”

Or he could have material that engages his paying audience. These people all PAID to see him and he still couldn’t hold their attention?

That’s only partially on them.

I know little about Florida but...is Orlando in the middle of nowhere? It’s one of the, like, three places I know of in Florida.

“Completely unfunny 25-year-old who has done nothing worthwhile yet gets to be on SNL for some reason and was allowed to put his penis in whatever an Ariana Grande is complained about privileged people.”

Sorry your dad died Pete (when did he die? Oh, it was on 9/11? Funny, I’d NEVER HEARD ABOUT IT BEFORE), but you can…

Yeah, two kids messing around is the exact same as a half dozen kids ALL fucking the only girl of their group.

I’m hoping for the same scenes in Chapter Two that I was hoping for in Chapter One: scenes with character development.

I’m not holding my breath.

Well, thank Christ that Netflix has FINALLY made a decision on a thing I didn’t know they were contemplating.

Whew, I can finally sleep.

Did you work hard to be this stupid?

“Unbelievable that this airs in little more than 3 weeks and they’re STILL shooting.”

Yup. Unbelievable. Unless you know literally anything about TV production.