You don’t like Conan.

“who started their radio show/podcast almost 20 years ago.”

They started their radio show almost 20 years ago.

It was released as a podcast less than 15 years ago. 

As someone who loves podcasts and listens to a lot I would be willing to give up the medium as a whole if it meant Marc Maron went back to being the obscure, angry, unfunny stand-up he was before his shitty podcast inexplicably became popular.

Jesus, what a pathetic article.

“but is that really the most defining feature of Ashley Ellerin and her life?”

Would an article about a murder trial that used her name in the headline be the “defining feature of her life”?

No, it god damn wouldn’t so why do you insist on making THIS headline the “defining feature of her life”.

YOU’RE the only person…

“She had a fucking name and it was Ashley Ellerin.”

And you definitely would’ve clicked on this article if it was “Hollywood Ripper convicted of murdering lady”, right? 

“Even in Jezebel, a supposedly feminist outfit, a dead woman is nameless when she’s a famous man’s ex.”

Yeah! What the fuck are you people doing? Trying to get people to CLICK on the headlines?

Couldn’t they have just put “Person convicted of murdering people”? I’m sure the servers would crash from all of the clicks.

“Why are we doing this in 2019?”

Yeah, based on the first 8 months of this year I had assumed the world was beyond its obsession with celebrities. 

“Or Jamie bloody fatboy Oliver.”

Cool fat-shaming, you ignorant fuck. 

Touche, so your national dish is an Indian dish that they had to ruin for you wankers to find palatable.

MUCH better.

Jesus, you’re using disgusting, floppy English bacon as a POSITIVE?

“you’re truly an icon of patience.” 

This is a comment to someone who FAILED to sit still for as long as he intended?

And her truly heroic intake of fat food.

“Currently, just 39 percent of women approve of the job Trump”

JUST?

That’s about 39% higher than the number should be. 

“Unfortunately there is no hell, only heaven.”

And heaven is located approximately 6 feet under the ground... 

Better for the rest of us, anyhow...

I’m sure he would’ve traded it all for just a little bit more.

Any chance you can do us a solid and drag your brother down to hell with you, Dave?

““Oh no, the goalposts are not on the goal line - it wouldn’t be a true test for our field goal kickers. So instead, we’re gonna play on an 80-yard field.””

How about “oh no, the goalposts are directly in the middle of the fucking endzone for people to run and jump and collide with.

“Sooooo .... why not just play on…

Only if you’re a fucking moron.