“The U.S. ambassador to Denmark starred in a movie mocked by MST3K, so that’s reassuring not in any way relevant to anything.”

If you came here for substance PLEASE drink a bottle of bleach.

You’re a moron and a cunt.

“The arresting officers, the prosecution, the judge, the jury, the executioners and the governor of Texas have committed murder.”

Care to elaborate on how the arresting officers committed murder? A warrant was issued and they served it. How does that make them in any way responsible for this man’s death? 

Perfect for soup!

I think owning the Denver Broncos is pretty good.

There are WAY too many great episodes in season 8 to dismiss it.

No, you’re not. It is, hands down, the best episode they ever made.

“in these days of streaming stuff that has no commercials, the young’uns don’t know what they are missing or maybe they don’t need to know.”

Streaming shows still have acts and structure, ya know... 

“Like a child who fakes a stomachache to get out of a fight after school, Trump may have run his Greenland play to avoid the obvious upstaging by one of the greatest presidents to ever do it.”

So you’re mocking him because he’s acting like someone who doesn’t want to get physically assaulted?

I guess not everyone can be…

Yeah, that’s not a chain letter.

“They don’t?”

They absolutely fucking do. 

“And the final part is the “one crazy trick” that grants a D movie a B- grade!!”

The final part was “excellent”. 

You know we’re talking about The Matrix, right?

“the amount of movie franchises that have come back after twenty-odd years and have actually been worth seeing can be counted on one hand.”

What about ones that come back after less than twnety-odd years? You know, since that’s what we’re talking about. 

“Bound is merely an ok movie without the lesbian sex.”

Stop embarrassing yourself.

“The love story between Neo and Trinity is the only thing that made The Matrix watchable.”

The absolute worst, clunkiest part of the movie is the only thing that made it watchable?

Cool opinion. 

Psst, Men in Black International is only seven years after the last one.

Bound is fucking great!

The real Matrix was not reading the previous comment about the real Matrix being the friends we made along the way before posting the exact same comment.

“The first movies were made by dudes, but now that it’s 2019 so OF COURSE the reboot is gonna be made by a chick!”