“Why does it have to be “Because Bucky wouldn’t make sense”?”

Because, and hear me out, Bucky wouldn’t make sense. 

“Seems like it would have been less of a hot take”

But it’s not a hot take. Not even warm. 

You’re a true asshole.

“Do they elevate The Flacon and Winter Soldier up to a full-fledged movie, which it should have been, or stay stuck in “we can’t have two franchises with Black male leads” mode.”

How is taking something from 8-10 hours and cutting it to two hours an upgrade?

And you know that whether it’s a TV series or a movie, it’s…

“and it’ll be a little odd to never mention it again.”

I mean, people don’t really just walk around talking about 9/11 in their day-to-day lives... 

“Sony’s track record is to go the other way”

You should check out Into the Spider-Verse. Literally better than anything Marvel/Disney have done. 

“But Bucky has like mental p[roblesm and stuff so he can’t be a headliner.”

Nobody said Bucky can’t be Iron Man, dipshit.

This is Captain America though. 

He’s been on the other Conan podcast (Inside Conan...not hosted by Conan) and he’s the absolute worst.

If you were to trace the history of podcasts, no it wasn’t.

“So...much...botox.”

I thought botox was supposed to smooth out wrinkles, not add hundreds of really, really deep wrinkles. 

Scott Cooper? Fuck yes.
The creator of Channel Zero? OK, now I have to rethink that Fuck yes...

Wait, in the 90s he was still paying for all the drugs he stopped using in the mid-80s???

I thought botox was supposed to smooth out the lines on your face, not create hundreds more deep, deep ones.

Way to shoot down an argument that N-O-B-O-D-Y made.

“I don’t watch horror movies, but this at least sounds a bit different than justthat.”

Different because it’s not a horror movie? 

Wow. Try to be more wrong please. Just TRY???

“I love the hell out of your writing, but this is really disappointing. Do better.”

Choke on dicks.

“If your review was supposedly about Popeye’s, then why did you say anything regarding your political views of Chick-fil-A?”

How about reading the article, or even just the headline, dickhead? 

“Fight me.”

Why would ANYONE fight you over that? 

“Given that Lucas sucked the charisma out of effortlessly charismatic actors like Neeson and Jackson”

I think the only actor in the prequel trilogy that comes out unscathed is Ewan McGregor, and I strongly suspect that is because he was able to use Alec Guinness’s performance as a template and didn’t worry about…