Jeez, you’re a pretty delicate flower for someone who’s made deals with the actual devil, Constantine.
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“Or maybe she just wanted a drink ?”
Maybe read to the end of the letter. She got a drink, asshole.
“I got my drink in the end, but the whole experience left a bitter taste.”
Fuck you.
“Tom Cruise continues to look youthful because he has purged his body of thetans”
Why would he want to purge his body of thetans? Does Tom Cruise not know what thetans are? Seems like a guy who’s the celebrity figurehead of Scientology would know a little more about thetans than that.
“Adkins is such a badass that the movie doesn’t even need to establish his bona fides.”
Unfortunately the movie then spends the next FORTY MINUTES establishing the bona fides that we didn’t need to see established.
This movie had a GREAT first 20 minutes and a GREAT last 20, but JFC was the middle 40 boring and…
“Though QT and his fans seem to be taking it seriously, not as a parody of the utter stupidity of Hollywood movies...”
You honestly consider these movies to be QT taking it seriously???
“Zoe Bell agrees with me on this.”
1) Zoe Bell didn’t see what happened.
2) Zoe Bell only cared that her car was fucked up.
“Isn’t the first real act of violence the fight between Bruce Lee and Brad Pitt?”
No, it’s a sparring match. I’d think that Bruce Lee clearly explaining that would clearly explain that.
“I say this not only because your dumbass husband barely noticing that someone’s trying to murder you”
Wait, why is he a dumbass and what should he have noticed?
“but they were not embarrassing”
Who the fuck are you to decide what’s embarrassing to a child?
“That’s why I get upset when people post embarrassing photos and videos of their kids on social media.”
What part is embarrassing to a TWO AND A HALF YEAR OLD CHILD?
Grow. The fuck. Up.
“That’s the bar? If it’s not criminal abuse or the child isn’t dead or sick, it’s ok?”
Yes. As long as nothing bad is happening, nothing bad is happening.
I understand that’s a really difficult thing to grasp, especially for someone as obviously as intelligent as yourself, but it’s the truth.
I wonder if Jonah Rey will ever be successful on his own, without riding the coattails of more famous folks...
“Which type of person would you say cares more about their car?”
The person who doesn’t make a false equivalency?
“I’m not even part of this family and this makes me want to put myself in a shipping container destined for the Arctic.”
You should, the creepiest aspect is your alarming assumption that a joke at a daughter or niece’s expense is sexual.
You have serious, SERIOUS fucking problems.
Go piss up a rope and fuck the fuck off, Chris.
Whoa, you are SUPER edgy and cool!
“Tim Miller’s upcoming Terminator: Dark Fate will come full circle by reuniting Furlong with Linda Hamilton”
Wouldn’t full circle be Hamilton reuniting with Michael Biehn? Or Paul Winfield?
“a full six minutes of Lucas Black crashing into concrete support posts while a guy makes “vroom” sounds would have been “too much.””
Considering that three minutes of it was already too much, I’d have to agree with him.
There were jokes in that trailer?
Like, I was expected to laugh at something?