“Which is why he then proceeded V for Vendetta and The Killing Joke for the same publisher”

V was written for Warrior in the UK and started in 1982. The Killing Joke was published in 1988. Moore has his dispute, leading to his leaving DC, in 1989.

You’re super smart, huh?

“then proceeded to sell all rights for America’s…

“What money? All that piling in from..uh..., the print industry?”

Good point. Moore only wrote about a dozen graphic novels that have been bestsellers, continually in print for decades. He’s probably bordering on destitute.

“I love meat, it was my first food”

Sure it was. 

Yeah, but who gives a good fuck what you think?

“I’d suspect a lot of vegetarians and vegans aren’t interested in a product that emulates well something that they don’t eat.”

That’s funny, because I’m not sure I know a single vegetarian or vegan who doesn’t miss the taste of meat. 

“but it’s still ice cream.”

I mean...it’s not, really... 

“Vegans hate the idea of”

Hey fucko, how about you stop pretending you know what “vegans hate”? You know, since you’re full of shit? 

“My girlfriend is vegetarian, which makes me mostly vegetarian by default.”

So I guess you haven’t had Big Kahuna Burger either... 

This, and many other reports can be found in “Duuuuuuuuuuuuuh Magazine”.

Oh, you haven’t? Well, case closed, then. They must not exist.

Asshole.

“Take it down a notch.”

Counterpoint: fuck you 

“Teenager drinks Arizona iced tea, puts it back on the shelf, winds up in jail”

I, for one, am sad that there won’t be anymore Avatar Press fish-fucking comics by Alan Moore.

Maybe he’ll write a prose novel about fish-fucking.

“Never, ever order pepperoni on a Canadian pizza unless it’s from a multinational that got its pepperoni recipe in the States.”

Or maybe, instead of being the completely ignorant fuck that you are, learn a couple French words and maybe don’t order your pizza from a place called The Underwater King.

So some people are vegetarians for marginally ethical, flexible reasons?

That’s just bullshit posturing.

“then ask them how the reparations for the Congo is going.”

Is it going better or worse than the US’s reparations for slaves? 

“I always giggle when my pretentious friends from Europe talk shit about how fat Americans are.”

Do you always lump all European nations together as if they’re one? 

I guess so if you believe that Tool -which Bieber has never ever mentioned before- is one of Justin’s favourite bands.

Hah, sure she is.

Bad form to try to score cool points by pretending you’re a fan of a band.