#Bummer

“who could still make any defender miss in the open field today.”

We don’t know that, because he quit like a pissy little baby. 

“Just because going completely serious with the character doesn’t work doesn’t mean that you need to do the exact opposite where you turn every serious moment into a joke.”

Right, you don’t have to do that. But they did, and it was one of the best movies in Marvel’s catalog, so to NOT do it again would be stupid. 

Well, it shouldn’t matter because it’s not his sandbox.

““Racist Euphemism Headline Generator” allows you to avoid calling Donald Trump, noted racist, a racist”

I’m curious why comedy, drama, limited series, reality shows, talk shows and variety shows are all nominated as “series” but with animation it’s based on a single episode rather than the series.

Nah, but apparently you suck.

“I know we got it bad with Theresa May but at least we know she’s on her way out.”

And is being replaced by... 

Seems like he’s re-thinking the whole retirement thing but is afraid to say so because everyone in the entire god damn world is a fucking asshole who will whine and piss and complain and call him a hypocrite because, horror of horrors, he changed his mind since he started talking about this twenty-plus years ago.

Apologies that we all forced you to click on this link and read the article.

Please forgive us all.

“unless we’re counting Kill Bill as a single entity”

We are. 

You should be embarrassed that you have terrible taste.
And you should feel pathetic that you ever thought it was real.

“Heather Donohue said “I’ve got news for you. A pile of rocks is not scary.””

I’m not one who criticized the acting, but that quote above is *not* an excuse for bad acting.

A pile of rocks isn’t scary? No shit, that’s why you need to act like it is. 

“Dude plays a 7:11 polyrhythm at a 7-Eleven on July 7 at 7:11 p.m. for 7 minutes and 11 seconds”

The Devil’s Rejects isn’t good.

As everyone knows, Rob Zombie is his own worst critic.

So, “influencer” just means “vile human being”, right? Cuz I can’t think of ever hearing the word and not cringing about the story that follows.

So it’s a valid criticism not understand what acting is?

“Regardless, the initial comments reminded me of her April 2007 cover story for Vogue.”

Weird that you included a quote which was CLEARLY A FUCKING JOKE.

““You know, voodoo? Witchcraft? Is that part of the culture?” Her voice lowered coaxingly. “You can tell us.””

Are you honestly so fucking dumb that you thought that…

“I mean, that’s a fair complaint, but one of the more protected finishers in history is the People’s Elbow, which is the weakest-looking shit in the world.”

Except that getting a giant, pointed elbow in the chest would fucking hurt.