“(no one has ever kicked out of Corbin’s End of Days, a rarity in today’s WWE)”

It’s been years since I followed wrestling but it’s great to see that there are still some finishers that look like they hurt the person doing the finisher more than the person...being...finished?

Hole cards.

“So he’d be willing to call an all-in bet for 27% of his stack with pocket 10's but not for 35% of his stack?”

Apparently, yes. 

“he was ultimately responsible for knowing exactly how much was in the pot and how much he was betting.”

Yeah, um, isn’t that what he was doing by requesting a chip count? 

“I’m going to guess”

I’M going to guess you didn’t read the fucking article. 

““I know! We’re as surprised as you!””

Surprised by what? The fact that people seem to appreciate it for what it is or the fact that it made basically the exact amount of money it was predicted to make? 

“I don’t know why anyone ever assumed that it wouldn’t be good.”

Because it looks like garbage and sounds disgusting, and even the “A-” description of it sounds gross and inedible. 

“They just kind of half-assed it”

Making oil out of the cheetos dust is half-assing it? 

Also, the rule used to just be a 3rd strikes, now it’s any pitch.

“I mean, they still carried over Judi Dench’s role from the previous Bonds.”

Well, it contained Bond’s second kill, so either it was a reboot or just shut the fuck up it was obviously a reboot. 

“but the optics of Whitney Houston’s estate and Oasis squeezing nickels from mom-n-pop businesses is hard to sympathize.”

How about Five Finger Death Punch or Tim Wilson? Oh right, those don’t fit your shitty “big names pushing around mom and pop bars” narrative. Also, not fitting the narrative? That it isn’t Houston’s…

“You’ve got your ad blocker on and I’m still getting my paycheck.”

Yeah, you work for Gizmodo Media so you know your job is secure. Even if everyone blocks ads.

“Wow, that is... specific!”

I know, it’s so weird. With most lawsuits the subject is vague and generalized.

Seems like a lot of people lost their senses of humour just as Archer returned to the airwaves.

“Translation, if needed:”

If you were translating, you should’ve translated to a different language because there’s nothing difficult to understand in what he wrote, you condescending fuck.

“I imagine to get “discounted” this coming Monday.”

Wow, it must be cool to not know how sales work.

Jesus, someone really thought people needed this explained to them?

More like “hey, here’s an explanation for that question I will otherwise hear and have to answer 50 to 100 times in one shift. You obviously know what this pin mean, right? Don’t you read The Takeout? Here, let me grab my phone and bring up the article. And once you read the article you’ll understand. What? The…

“now they can just see the pin and if they’re in the know”

“Furthermore, I’ve encountered trespassers in my building and we’ve been robbed several times.”

So you’ve already proven that your way doesn’t work.