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Then you get the meat salad without the meat and you pay regular price.

You deserve to be charged more.

“So....the whole “moving to TBS to do a late show” thing isn’t really working out huh?”

Right? He’s only lasted nine years so far...pathetic. 

Ready to? I laughed all the way through that campy pile of shit Hereditary...

“She has somehow made sexy the stupid shit AC/DC used to wear.

“There’s the film stock, of course, but next week’s NCC entry, Primer, was shot on 16mm a decade later for a third of the cost.”

One thing I learned in film school is that although people think it would he cheaper, it’s actually more expensive to shoot on black & white film versus colour. Or at least is was in the

Has nobody stopped to think that maybe the app is working exactly as it is supposed to?

“the from A to Y wordplay was too good to resist.”

Because “A to Y” is a thing? 

“Well, what’s the context then??”

WATCH THE FUCKING MOVIE. 

“Pretty telling that Katie repeatedly mentions that the doc shows “context” but never actually says what it is!”

Yeah, because it’s a review, not a plot synopsis. 

“That’s news”

No it isn’t. It’s readily available.

Jesus Christ, do you honestly think that any information in an HBO documentary wouldn’t already be available to anyone looking for it? 

“As if somehow SHE is the victim here, instead of one of history‘s greatest harassers.”

What the movie, you ignorant ass. 

“But... isn’t that treating this girl’s story like a summer blockbuster or a comic book?”

No, it’s treating a movie like a movie. 

Miller tells Variety she’ll “scare the fuck out of” misogynists”

I guess it could scare the mysogynists who see it, but most of the people who ware going to whine online about cucks and feminazis will not have actually seen the movie.

“A female-driven story, sure, but one that’s drenched in macho symbolism and fire power.”

And a ton of humour mocking the macho symbolism and firepower.

I mean, we’re talking about a movie in which a small girl and a retired female trucker outlast almost the entirety of a crew of intergalactic marines. 

“Either he’s a serial cheater or he’s gay.

“Since “candy-ass” is code for the other f-word”

It abso-fucking-lutely is not. 

“Thurber’s direction is fine, for the most part, but it doesn’t elevate the script.”

He’s also written the scripts for five of the six movies he’s directed. 

“Really, this is no different than Tom Cruise and Chris McQuarrie.”

Except, you know, that Chris McQuarrie is an Oscar-winning writer and an excellent director.

But yeah, same thing, totally.

“An actor knows he’s the bigger name, and therefore selects directors he can control.”

Ok. 

“I have only paid to see one Dwayne Johnson movie in any medium”

You haven’t paid to see his movies in the medium of song? Or book?

Or gummy?