I haven’t yet re-watched it, but I definitely would re-watch Faster.

“Is the contention that Johnson is forced to decline opportunities in daring arthouse cinema because he’s all locked up making Pain & Gain 2 with his best bud Michael Bay?”

No, and it’s ridiculously disingenuous to pretend that it is. 

“That this information was available to Davis, but not rendered immediate or urgent until it was her own child facing these issues, is not surprising.”

You mean because not everyone in the world innately understand what other people go through?

Yeah. We know. And so should you. 

Pickle juice tastes like garbage.

“It seems a little sex shamey?”

It’s creep-shamey and it is 100% appropriate. 

“it was reasonable to assume that this project...would be none other than the forthcoming Breaking Bad movie.”

WALTER WHITE IS DEAD. IT WAS NOT REASONABLE TO THINK THIS WAS THE MOVIE. 

“You’re exact response is the entire problem with this issue”

Pot meet kettle. 

“That’s the thing though, I don’t have any proof or any knowledge whatsoever that anything improper has happened.”

And you didn’t care enough about your teenage friend’s well-being to even question it. You are, objectively, a terrible, terrible friend. At the very least.

“Honestly I doubt this.”

Where the fuck have you been? 

“We all know this stuff is happening, yet the only “scandalous” item about this scenario is it being two non-Hetero people involved”

Oh, what disingenuous BS that is. If it was a 28 year old guy and a 16 year old girl you don’t think there would be outrage?

It’s 2019, maybe join us in today.

Never mind Marisnick (ok, not never mind, he absolutely should be suspended), what’s up with the moron coaches who see a player get completely leveled, and instead of immobilizing him and making sure he doesn’t have a head or neck injury, they just grab him by the arms and start trying to yank him to his feet.

“If you expected them to act like “ladies” instead of confident, motivated, elite athletes, you shouldn’t have invited them.”

What if someone expected a professional athlete to act like a professional athlete instead of a spoiled asshole? 

“Trump started to spout anti-vax messages 10 years ago, which would line up with Barron being diagnosed as on the spectrum around the age of 3.”

I was with you until this part, in which you imply that any aspect of Barron Trump’s life would affect Donny.

“I laugh at their attempt of rationalizing away their buyer’s remorse as well.”

You sound like a real asshole. 

“Do we trust Burger King to make an adequate $1 taco?”

“Am I the only one who remembers that?”

You’re asking if you’re the only person who remembers how you felt.

“I mean, if it was real, the movie was basically a snuff film.”

Exactly. I mean, aside from the fact that a snuff film shows someone getting killed and this movie didn’t show anyone get killed. But yeah, snuff. 100%. 

“You could get the same thing by watching the cashiers during lunch hour at a McDonald’s.”

“Hey, let’s see if we can merchandise the very least interesting part of this movie.” -A24 execs, apparently

Why not a toy of the centrepiece at the big feast? Or ooo, ooo, ooo, how about a toy of the tree that Mark pisses on?

Not all nazis operated death camps, shithead.
Do you think neo-nazis are operating death camps in Kentucky, you disingenuous fuck?