No.

“just her personal self image that she’s better than that.”

It’s nice of you to infer that she means she’s “better than that”. Too bad you’re not “better than” acting like an asshole.

I’d like to believe you’re not a complete idiot...

“More to the point, I’m pretty sure that Lauren Hutton isn’t on Instagram to be tagged.”

So only people with Instagram are worth mentioning? That’s a pretty cool rule for him to live by.

“it’s hard to tell if she’s a little high/drunk, dumb as a rock, so removed from “normal” life, or some combination of the aforementioned.”

Or maybe it’s the fact that every Marvel shoot includes people shooting scenes from the last Marvel movie that was shot or the next one, or a post-credit scene that they’re tacking…

“We are in the same film...”

So, is Gwyneth Paltrow the only person he’s been in a film with who he doesn’t *know*?

“Because I’d have issues with an EMT or firefighter lopping off a body part.”

I’d have issues burning to death because I’m stuck in a car after a crash, but that’s me.

“Eventually what stood out were, on one end, dogs that tasted purely of salt, and on the other, ones balanced out by a beefy savoriness (what I’d call umami).”

“Suggesting that Russell Crowe is also still perplexed about that period in Hollywood history”

I guess I missed the suggestion... 

“I’m sure it will be misinterpreted by haters.”

OH, so she wasn’t being an obnoxious asshole, she was obnoxiously being an asshole.

Thanks for clearing that up. 

“US was there to win the whole thing and wanted to make sure they win the group, that means scoring every goal you can to avoid tie-breakers.”

And celebrating the 9th goal as if it were the Cup winner?

Fuck you. 

“Not try?”

Jesus, you’re fucking dumb. All they had to do was not celebrate the 9th goal as if it were the World Cup clinching goal in extra time.

It’s not that difficult. In fact, it’s incredibly EASY if you’re not an obnoxious asshole. 

Cool, so she’s an asshole.

“Stuber is stupid”

Sounds like you definitely read his later comments...

My hero!

Wow, people competing in a video game tournament acting like children?

“Are we just going to sit here and pretend Yuengling hasn’t reigned this coveted spot for decades?”

Yuengling is literal piss. 

“Beloved, these were just regular-degular vegan milkshakes.”

Counterpoint: there is nothing “regular-degular” about vegan milkshakes. A “regular-degular” milkshake would be a milkshake. 

So, we can expect a new TWD comic announcement...tomorrow?