“I have two good friends I have known since childhood, if someone did this about anyone of us we would find it hilarious.”

Check your inbox. 

“It kind of sounds like Tarantino could be joking a bit there, though it’s hard to get the tone in print”

Yeah, he probably decided to retire now because of an off-the-cuff comment in the middle of an in interview.

“but it does imply that he doesn’t necessarily have a specific vision for what his next/final film could…

“Is a waste of everybody’s time.”

Or, it’s not a waste of anybody’s time. 

“ at no point in the scene is it implied that this is proper behavior.”

But it is, unquestionably, played for laughs.

Don’t worry, Rob Zombie’s got a new piece of sh!t coming out that you can jerk off to.

“We needed to get a little tougher and help protect our young players.”

HAH, Kadri’s for sure going to protect your younger players.

DEFINITELY.

“This really screws Carolina.”

“Are you, Don?”

Yes, he is. As is literally every single person who has reported on the offer sheet. Because that’s EXACTLY how much he was going to end up paying Aho anyway (Waddell’s opening offer was $7.5 per year, Aho’s opening ask was $9.5), and everyone knows that in order to sign a player to an offer sheet and…

“It also shows that Aho wants to go to Montreal if he was willing to accept this contract.”

It shows that Aho wants to make $8.5M a year. He knew signing this that he might be playing in Montreal but that he would most likely be playing in Carolina.

Aho “wants to go to Montreal” as much as EVERY free agent miraculously…

“And then find out where Marc Bergevin lives.”

And send him an edible arrangement for allowing him to skip a possibly drawn-out and messy negotiation with Aho. 

“What say you?”

Two options:

Where’s the part that’s an overreaction?

Unfortunately, they just announced that they’re replacing “Miss, Ms. and Mrs.” with “Toots, Sweetheart and *wolf whistles*”

If you haven’t seen Brick or Looper, you should.

So you have bad taste. Thanks for letting everyone know.

Thanks for arguing against the thing nobody said.

Opinion is not close to fact.

Sure.

Yeah, and it the entirety of Free Bird to do it.

Thinking there is a good one is where you went wrong.