“OK eating is not a sport.”

Neither is golf, but people still pretend it is, so why can’t we pretend eating is a sport? There’s more physical activity... 

“If the USWNT wins, Trump will now almost certainly invite the team.”

He already invited them, win or lose.

“I agree with her, but I think it’s unfortunate that she chose to take this stance before actually winning the Cup.”

I think it’s unfortunate that you let a shiny thing distract you from the actual point. 

“He formally invited the USWNT to the White House, win or lose, because Trump instinctually understands what a lot of people still deny: this is a political opportunity.”

It’s cute that you think it was Trump’s idea. 

“May Retta, Rashida, and many more from P & R tell all righties to fuck allll the way off.”

If anyone thinks that it’s a good idea to use an Anne gif, they’ve already lost. 

“Instead, the Q’s refer to “Malcolm Quince,” the fictional rich guy whose murder closes out the movie’s first act. He’s a rich guy! He’s got his initial all over his yacht!”

Right, but he’s also a fictional character created by James Vanderbilt who could’ve chosen a last name for the character that starts with any of…

“but Atlas Shrugged only got, like, one.”

Or two. 

“but she does know that “they always said it was going to be a separate story,””

So do I. So does anyone who knows about the existence of further trilogies. So should you. 

“Eyes rolling into the back of his head”

Or eyes wide, staring straight ahead.

Do you even know what it means to roll your eyes or did you just not look at the video. 

“This film apparently doesn’t.”

They also don’t have the same cast, writers or director. Weird how that works, huh?

“This, the previous Charlies Angels films, Ocean’s 8, etc.”

Yeah, why couldn’t Charlie’s Angels and Ocean’ 8 be completely deadpan, super-serious movies like their male-centric counterparts 21 Jump Street and Ocean’s 11, Ocean’s 12 and Ocean’s 13?

“For example, the globe-trotting 5 years that The Avengers spent post-snap while Tony was in space.”

Uhhhhh, Tony wasn’t in space for five years. He was in space for a couple weeks, then came back to earth and made a baby that he raised for those years.

Endgame is a pretty good movie, you should check it out. 

“You have rich people that are just so ultra rich that in the real world they’d be medium sized countries rather than people.”

Unlike real life?

“Guess that Cinnabuns weathered the storm just fine.”

Why do you assume that even a single person who was snapped away was a Cinnabon customer? 

There was a full five years that Aunt May was able to sock away any money she would’ve spent on Peter.

“flavorful fruit additions to LaCroix”

Flavorful? 

So fucking what?

They’re not the same. That’s the point. Can you read?

Right, so...often.