“Hill House will apparently operate outside those distinctions”

“(they of the staunch refusal to have anything but the meats)“

So a meat carrot is something mind boggling, even though you’ve just implied that their buns, fries, lettuce, tomatoes, cheese sauce, Arby sauce and Horsey sauce are all made of meat?

Seems to me you’d be used to it by now.

“While Trump didn’t actually name McCain specifically, the Arizona Republican is the sole senator from the first portion of his term to have, as he put it, “gone on to greener pastures.””

“Greener pastures” isn’t death, it’s “a place or thing that is an improvement on one’s current situation.”

If you get a new job that…

“Donald Trump Jr., the president’s eldest and likely most disappointing son”

Eric died? 

“Honey, I Shrunk The Kids is just as terrifying 30 years on”

Hope this isn’t mind-numbingly boring like Hereditary was.

Maybe include an ACTUAL scare in this movie?

“It was peobably the first big hit of the streaming era”

It definitely wasn’t. 

“He is right that Jackson is being blackballed”

Really? So all the owners in the NBA got together and secretly voted not to hire him? That’s pretty scandalous. 

“Do sexual assaulter’s have a type?”

Anyone who says no. 

Well, this sounds awful. And the picture doesn’t do anything to help matters.

“Yeah it’s easy but at what cost?”

Apparently at the cost of some asshole being condescending on the internet. 

Must be, since there are only 740,000 different white cheeses..

“Not everything is racist.”

No, but that comment certainly was. 

“That’s why whenever I go to an Arab or Desiplace I tip cash.”

Oh, it’s NOT because you’re racist? That just happens to be a coincidence, I guess.

“I just don’t believe that God wants them to live this way from what I gather from the Bible.”

Yet He made them that way.

Apparently your “God” is a fucking hyprocite. 

“Women - but especially young women - have been the tip of the spear of the opposition against Trump.”

Right, but women - especially white women - did a lot to help him get elected.

“But I can kinda see his point.”

His point is that it’s cool for him to profit off stoners but not for anyone else.

How is it that you can see his point? 

“They had a really bad 4 year session”

Um, being “really bad” for FOUR YEARS isn’t a fluke. 

“Wow, sure are a lot of easily triggered dudes in here.”

Responding to an article pointing out that none of the men support the women, despite all of the men putting out a press release supporting the women.

“And then refuse to comment and/or even point to the existence of the thing you said.”

Not responding isn’t the same as refusing, shithead.

Also, they’ve already publicly supported the women, how many times do they have to reiterate for you?