Wow, a guy with 100 credits has played a bunch of characters with the most common name probably in the english language?

To the internet!!!

“but where I draw the line and get militant is when people try to use force of law to preclude me making those choices for myself as an adult.)“

You brought this up, fucko. Nobody else.

“Thanks for calling my grandmother famous.”

Well, famously loose. 

Hey, maybe r-e-a-d the actual r-e-v-i-e-w?

“as The Playlist stresses that “we’re still years away from this becoming a reality.””

Well, The Playlist stresses that “IT APPEARS” we’re still years away from this becoming a reality. 

“Take an asshole, give him a terrible idea (and a brain-lodging catchphrase like “mud pie” or “tugging knob”)”

Wait, hold up just a second.

What makes the principal of the school an asshole?

“I wonder if the USWNT asked these various pro sports team to send out these tweets, and gave them this stupid as hell template.”

You wonder?

Jesus, are you kidding me? 

No matter how many times you post this clip it’s still not very funny.

Best Ever? Likely not even the best part of that episode.

“PS It’s possibly a tad ironic, since Simmons is pretty right-wing - but no, that doesn’t mean he’s pro-internment camp.”

So, how is it ironic then? 

“I’m still traumatized by “Hereditary,””

Me too. I can’t believe I wasted my money on that garbage. 

Matlock was a thriller, huh?

You should try watching an episode of Matlock some day.

Us?
Yeah, no.

“Let’s put aside the obviously dumb-assed energy of trying to assemble the cast of 19th-century penny dreadfuls into a slick contemporary entertainment product for a moment here.”

Why is it such a dumb-ass idea?
Showtime’s Penny Dreadful made it work pretty fucking well. 

If they were only borderline-offensive then why did you have to stop it? Were you SO terrified that they might trot out a stereotype that was ACTUALLY offensive?

Aside from Goldfish (what’s the point of picking a product that is like the sad, vastly inferior cousin of the Cheez-It when you’ve already picked Cheez-Its?) I have to give the nod to Kate for the best list.

But as for who I want to hang and eat snacks with, it’s Dave. He can have his crappy snacks and I’ll have mine…

“specifically John Hodges”

I assume you meant John Hodge, specifically.

Because if the director of a small movie came out and said the writer was a creep, what exactly do you think would’ve happened?

Is it nothing? Nothing at all?
Yeah, gee, I wonder why he didn’t speak up earlier...

“too bad Trank aint got balls enough to explain himself.”

Well, it sounds like you know all the details, so how about YOU grow some balls and explain it?

Oh?  You actually DON’T have any clue what Trank knews? Then howzabout you GO FUCK YOURSELF? 

“Anyone who says they’re a perfectionist with no explanation or caveat- even if they are - aren’t aware of how much of a red flag that is.”

Counterpoint: “I’m a perfectionist” is a perfect response.

“Which one of us is right?”

Not you.