What’s to “believe”? Whether they did it out of actual joy for the Raptors or through gritted teeth, it was still a classy thing to do.

But you wouldn’t know anything about class, apparently.

“Since your glass was presumably cleaned right before it was put in the freezer, there’s a good chance some of that “frost” on the side of your glass is actually sanitizer used to clean it.”

If the glass isn’t properly rinsed the sanitizer used to clean it is still going to be on the glass whether it’s put in the…

“The Hawks also have 3 championships to show for their spending”

How do you figure that? Kane’s, Toews’ and Seabrook’s deals all started after their third cup. 

So far, the Hawks have zero playoff series wins to show for their spending.

“Cool, the remake was too much T&A and not enough actual horror.”

I’m pretty sure there’s neither a bare T nor A in the remake. 

No he isn’t, but thanks for showing up in the comments Mr. King.

“In the end, though, Flanagan says that conversation was less fraught then King’s famous feelings on Kubrick’s movie had led him to worry it might be. “

Than. 

“Also, what’s the equivalent for guys?”

Jeez, you can’t let women have ONE THING to themselves? 

“Things were even more “fuck”-heavy in Canada, where Ryan O’Reilly dropped one during an interview.”

Don’t know if there’s a clip of the full interview, but if it’s available it’s definitely worth watching. The interview is a couple minutes long and O’Reilly apologizes about five times.  Too funny. 

I’ve had it with this mother fucking winged serpent on my mother fucking Chrysler building!

“Looks like he goes back to the hotel in the trailer, and that makes it a sequel to the movie version of The Shining and not the book.”

I’d bet money that the shots of him actually in the hotel are dreams/visions. 

From the trailer this one seems to be leaning into the whole “sequel to the Shining” thing than the book did.

But I may be remembering the book wrong...

Is there an actual reason you don’t want to see it?

I remember King complaining that Nicholson looked crazy from the very beginning, yet when this mini came out it seemed like the only direction that Weber was given was “try to look crazier than Jack Nicholson”. 

“Leave morons alone with the right to chose not to vaccinate their children and let child protective services take over from there.”

So which is it? Leave them alone or take their kids? Because if you’re taking their kids then you’re not leaving them alone... 

I love that he missed throwing a discrete little elbow and then just sauntered off the ice. What more was he supposed to do?

“The 2019 Cup has a giant asterisk next to it given the atrocious officiating. Boston deserved it.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

“Say it to yourself, because no one’s ever been able to say it before.”

Well, someone at a St. Louis newspaper said it on Sunday...

“Patton Oswalt would like you to #SaveAPBio”

“I just hope Bruins fans don’t start bitching about Rask again.”

Why? Because he waited until game 7 of the finals to forget how to goalie? 

Well, if your penis is as small as his is...