“I, for one, encourage more young influencers to travel to Chernobyl.”

Bah, Chernobyl is SO 1986. If you really want to be on the cutting edge, go take a selfie at the Fukushima exclusion zone.

If I had seen Slacker before Dazed and Confused I probably never would have watched Dazed and Confused.

Nope.

“Did the people protesting outside of his and Anzari’s shows (including a Stanford professor) get the memo?”

Yeah, they probably did get the memo a year before she sent it out.
You’re bright, huh?

Also, um, protest is not censorship, dummy.

“Fuck off y’all. Nanette was incisive, touching, poignant, and oh yeah, I laughed HARD.”

Right, so everyone who is saying it was unfunny is wrong because your opinion is the correct one?

Keep moving the goalposts, nothing pathetic about that.

Just an FYI, this is a review of the TPB, which is available right now.

“Damn, you know you’ve fallen bad when somebody this unfunny drills you, and is totally right about it.”

So if someone funnier drilled him then he wouldn’t have fallen bad?

Wait, so the fact that people aren’t still talking about it every day over a year later means it was never big?

That’s some amazing logic.

“If you want to show me streaming numbers that dispute my claim feel free.”

If you want to show me streaming numbers that support your claim, feel free. 

Sure it was.

“Yes, we Canadians would never score a lot of goals against obviously infe....”

Yes, we Canadians definitely understand that the complaints are about the celebrations and goals.

Right? 

Sorry for Drake.

Why do you idiots refuse to pay attention? It’s the celebrations they’re talking about, not the score.

How absolutely stupid are people who don’t understand that it’s not the SCORE, it’s the WAY THEY CELEBRATED.

Were there controversies about the Thai players overcelebrating their 9th goal, or were they not assholes about it?

“It’s every form of misogyny battling against each other in a battle royale.”

Truly, truly spoken like someone who has never paid attention to mens sports.
“Don’t run up the score” and “don’t be a classless asshole when you’re destroying an opponent” are basically rules #1 and #2 of sportsmanship.

Not having penises…

“The rules encourage exactly this type of score.”

The rules don’t encourage being an unbelievable asshole when you go up 9-0. 

“I wonder who will be responsible for this “society” in 10-15 years when the education system becomes deteriorated beyond repair after these idiots neglected to take care of it?”

Heh, “becomes”. 

“I have not seen the movie”

Then STFU. 

Definitely fucking did.