lol

Or you’re a judgmental asshole who doesn’t realize that not everyone had the stereotypical experience you’re thinking of and maybe you should fuck off with your shitty opinion?

No it isn’t. The answer is “shut up and take the plate away”.

Step 1: Fill your mouth with water.

You seem smart.

“Rockwell is likely referring to his Oscar-winning turn as a racist police officer in Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri,”

Counterpoint: he’s likely not talking about the role that got him an Oscar.

“Chris Evans Needs to Stop”

You’re kind of an asshole, huh?

“I really, really doubt it.”

Congratulations on being stupid. 

“Unpopular Stupid, stupid, stupid take alert — maybe the punishment is a bit harsh?”

FTFY.

Literally the only thing wrong with that play is that it wasn’t Marchand getting the slewfoot.

“This one just takes the cake since it is blatantly and obviously a tripping.”

Suck it Bruins.
Suck it Cassidy.

Hartford? The Whale? They only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime.

“A super almost magic getaway driver, yes, yes that is too dumb to take seriously.”

What a hilariously idiotic take. 

I have little interest in movies about strippers (male OR female), but I have to admit to being very intrigued by the photo of Cowboy Laserdick up there.

“Right but if this column answered logical question there wouldn’t be a column.”

Or, and hear me out now, it definitely would.

Wow, you’re a real piece of shit, huh?

“Na, a trip to Jamaica doesn’t do it for me...probably was a power play move to impact one of Loren’s naughty employees.”

Yeah, but who gives a damn what you think? 

““The traditional comedy revue has five men and one woman,” to which one might say: whose fault is that?”

Probably the people that started the traditional comedy revues, right?

As in, people who were around LONG before Lorne Michaels?

“Sure, only Batman Begins is technically an origin story”

Right.  Exactly like I said. Anything else you wrote is superfluous, thanks.